Obama to Africans: Don’t touch Ebola corpses

The Hill ^ | September 3, 2014 | Justin Sink

[12th_Monkey]

And be sure to keep your tires inflated to the proper pressure....

[Red Badger]

Coming next week: A PSA from Obozo telling Californians not to play with fire...................

[GOJPN]

and don’t eat yellow snow.

[kjam22]

And don’t click on any links in unsolicited emails....

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Can’t wait for his PSA for the Kurds on how they should handle ISIS...

[Tigerized]

Dr. Barry, knows all, sees all.

Oy.

[P-Marlowe]

“Do not stare directly into the Sun.”

[yldstrk]

where did obamba get his medical degree

[Telepathic Intruder]

Don’t drive on the wrong side of the freeway, if you can help it.

[BenLurkin]

“Send in the corpse-man.”

[OldSmaj]

I wonder if he has any advice for me on washing my balls.

I sometimes play on a red clay surface and my balls get red.

Also, I wonder if he has any advice on cooking oils.

Gee, I love this prez, he's so cool.

(Flippin' damned idiot!)

[minnesota_bound]

#2 !!! I remember that and from a guy who never has had a drivers license!

obama is the Justin Bieber of politicians.

[Joe 6-pack]

Has Sebelius told them to cough into their sleeve, yet? That could be a critical step in halting this epidemic.

[Iron Munro]

King Of The Nanny State Speaks While The World Burns

[VRWCarea51]

He should watch out for the flies in that part of the World.

[lilypad]

Don’t swim on a full stomach or run with scissors.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

damn - the Idiot is even wrong about that. It’s method makes it more difficult for air toe enter the bottle to replace ketchup. THe real answer is to hold the bottle down at 45 degrees and firmly and repeatedly tap the neck.

[Trentamj]

To quote the late-great comedian Robin Williams: “Avoid putting out campfires with your face.”

[12th_Monkey]

HA!