Suicide vest goes off during funeral... Rutoh! ( 0:32 )
Published on Jul 23, 2014
Muslim funeral celebration turns nasty, since men forgot to take off his suicide vest before the funeral event.
Posted on 08/24/2014 8:29:30 PM PDT by Kevin in California
Don’t they teach anything at Hamas Suicide Training School? You’re supposed to take off your suicide belt when you go to a funeral. Capiche?
Here’s a nice song for the occasion, sung by a nice Jewish boy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxgR5ODc3F0
That is funny.
The clown saying ‘ Allah Akbar? Allah Akbar? ‘ sounded pretty damned confused.
Folks, you’re looking at this all wrong.
Out of respect for the family, he was simply trying to dress business casual for the funeral.
Sure it blew up in his face, but he had the best of intentions.
LMAO
Mind control beards.
They infected the jihad is with a beard that makes them easily open to suggestions.
Under the control of this parasitic beard, the jihadi was activated, and he -in a fit of zombie ennui- blew himself up under orders from the beard controller.
I noticed that too.
Smoke everywhere, along with bodies lying around with body parts, people in deep shock, their hearing shot, wounded, moaning—and this idiot is running around shouting,
“Allah is great!” over-and-over.
They haven’t. Yet.
Thank you for not disappointing! :)
Bombers showing up at their enemies’ funerals is fairly common in the ME. My guess is that either:
1) The “Allah Akbar” guy is an accomplice of the bomber, or maybe “bomber #2”, sent in case #1 didn’t succeed in his mission.
2) Some Muslims are simply death and martyrdom worshippers, and this guy is a prime example.
3) All of the above.
Wait until these yahoos get a hold of a nuke. It will be like a kid playing with a loaded gun. I hope one goes of by mistake in Mecca.
That video warms the cockles of my heart!
Wait until these yahoos get a hold of a nuke. It will be like a kid playing with a loaded gun. I hope one goes off by mistake in Mecca.
Needed to be said twice.
“...You’re supposed to take off your suicide belt when you go to a funeral...”
Shhhh. Don’t tell them that.
Better that they should wear them all the time; in the shower (if they bathe?), while sleeping, while socializing, etc.
ROTFLMAO! !!
OMG!!! That wuz He Larry Us!!!
Allahuh Ackbar....
That’s funny right there...
Not that the Palis are the brightest people on the face of the earth, but did Ahmed learn NOTHING from the safety segment of suicide bomber school?
So the question for “ASK THE IMAM” is... if the dead guy gets killed once and he is at his own funeral and the suicide belt went off - TECHNICALLY killing him again... does he now get 144 virgins??
Let me be the first to pass out candies.
It’s not like they get a chance to practice.
Hold mah beer, Achmed.
Actually, it was a car bomb, but why let that get in the way of a good story!
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