Posted on 08/24/2014 6:48:55 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
Local sources in Nineveh province this Sunday stated that ISIS prevented the sale and purchase of pickles and nuts of all sorts in the markets of the province.
The source said in an interview for Alsumaria News, that ISIS decided to prevent the people of Mosul, from buying and selling all pickled products, as well as nuts of all kinds, noting that ISIS shut down shops selling pickled products and destroyed all pickled products in several shops of the citys markets.
The source, who asked not to be named, said: The decision angered residents, who proclaimed its strange for a city which is famous for pickles and trade in all kinds of nuts.
Previously, ISIS imposed on the people of Mosul strange decisions eliminating wearing jeans and enforcing Afghan style clothing on men and veils for women, as well as the prevention of smoking, Falafel stands, as well as preventing the delivery of ration cards to religious minorities and Christians and also told the citizens to hand over their identification cards for the issuance of new identities for them bearing the logo of the organization.
The fear of pickled products stems from a fear by ISIS that such products could be used for manufacturing homemade alcohol.
As for us at Shoebat.com, we make our own homemade Falafel, brew our own Makgeolli, role our own tobacco (it costs 50 cents per packet), bake our own French peasant loaves of bread, but as far as the pickles, we especially prefer and buy zionist OSEM Israeli pickles. These are simply the best (ISIS, eat your hearts out).
[ but having sex with little boys and farm animals is still OK... ]
1st rule of Islamic Animal Sex Club: But remember if you have sex with farm animal to sell it to the next village over....
2nd rule of Islamic Animal Sex Club: Don’t buy animals from the next village over because they have sex with animals there.
3rd rule of Islamic Animal Sex Club: Don’t tell anyone about Islamic Animal Sex Club except your local Imam...
More like the Taliban.
Islam is insanity writ large.
ISIS would rather eat human flesh.
There are no pickles left after ole pickle puss devours them all.
What? The hopheads are not satisfied with ruining beer so now they’ve moved on to pickles?
What is the possible point of banning pickles?
I have seen several videos recently of Muslims rallying and ISIS flags are evident
We don’t want no pickles.
No no!
We just want to ride our motorcycles.
We don’t want a tickle .....
No no!
(ululating)
I guess no more pickled pig knuckles.
These food bans are a Muslim thing? Michelle must have that kind of influence.
Die, Infidills!
Alsumaria News addendum, 1650 UDT:
From this day on, all subjects of ISIS domination will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside—so we can check.
The actions must continue inorder to develop the disgust required for reaction
Of extreme importance is the recent announcement by the Saudi Immam denouncing the ISIL excesses to not be Islamic
That’s a lock then. They will never take over the southern states of America.
Banning pickles and nuts. No snacks allowed at the beheadings. Ain’t islam grand?
sure haven’t you heard the term used as: “he was pickled on saturday”.
Maybe Bammy the Wunder Boy can do a beer summit with these guys. I’d be willing to release a low level GITMO prisoner for that to happen.
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