Posted on 08/12/2014 9:00:55 PM PDT by doug from upland
WAGONER, Okla. — A public school teacher was arrested Monday after police say she showed up at school for her first day of work under the influence of alcohol and without her pants.
School officials say they found Lorie Ann Hill, 49, in an empty classroom disoriented and without pants.
The police were called and Hill was booked into the Wagoner City Jail on a public intoxication complaint.
School officials say Hill was just recently hired.
Classes are scheduled to start Thursday.
I will take that as a compliment
“Drunk, fat and pantsless is no way to teach school.”
Dean Wormer
“Knowledge Is Good” Faber College
(Don’t forget your pants!)
Well, I laughed.
Such a gross subject, teachers, probably union, being entrusted by silly silly parents.
The whole situation is not so much atrocious as horrific, bordering on terrifying and completely objectionable, and one which I miraculously have been able to skirt for my own precious children, but with a little will and determination which I recommend to all parents, which they do not heed.
She’ll probably spend time in purgatory for misuse of the crucifix.
EEEEEEK!
It’s the Common Core!
Go back to post 1 folks.
Leave all those other fine specimens out of this one, the ugly fat one did the deed.
It’s a shame her career was cut short — she had really big plans for her second day.
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