His Majesty's Barge the "Barack Obama" "USS George H.W. Bush" (CVN-77) On Patrol Off Martha's Vineyard On Patrol In The Persian Gulf
What the hell is that white speck on his nose?
Obama: I have been very clear ... now I am going to ramble and mutter through an incoherent response to your questions.
His Majesty's Barge the "Barack Obama" "USS George H.W. Bush" (CVN-77) On Patrol Off Martha's Vineyard On Patrol In The Persian Gulf
“The American people do not expect me to just sit around and twiddle my thumbs”
#Vacay
The recent and rapidly developing events in IRAQ with ISIL were unexpected and could not have been prevented.
The previous administration's reckless actions in Iraq have destabilized the region and I have spent much time trying deal with the situation, but it is difficult
I was very concerned and very upset when I learned about the take over of Iraq by ISIL on MSNBC.
How could I have foreseen a group like ISIL that obviously punches above it's weight
I am are working ceaselessly , day and night on this, and I will not rest until the problem is resolved.
I have sent a fact finding committee consisting of Sec Of State John Kerry, Def Sec Chuck Hagle and 57 FBI agents to region to evaluate the situation and provide recommendations on how I can proceed.
This may take a while as I have been informed the current security situation in Mosul is to dangerous to allow the FBI to do their jobs, but the team is currently standing by in St Tropez conferring with United Nations sources until the security situation improves enough to allow entry.
This concludes my Press conference on the situation in Iraq.
Once again, I want to reiterate - Make no mistake, I am working on this intolerable situation day and night and I will not rest those responsible are brought to justice.
I want to make sure I am perfectly clear on that in the most forceful terms possible.
Unfortunately, I will not be able to take questions from the press today.
I apologize for this but Air Force 1 is waiting on the runway at Andrews Air Force Base to take me to Martha's Vineyard. The engines are running so I have to hurry - don't want to impact climate chage any more than is absolutely necessary/
It seems this President is more worried about his vacations than the security of the nation. He leaves me with the impression that he sees his job as just another day to hang in there on the gravy train. “Survive one more day till 2016 and I will at least be the first black American President, and my followers will see to it that I am carved into Mt. Rushmore for my great achievements.” Lets see what his speech writers come up with this time.
The man is an idiot. Problem is, he thinks he’s the smartest man in the room. He only cares about making himself look good.
I will say it again, and I believe his own words support my conclusion...
This effort is nothing more than doing something just long enough to allow them to go back to doing nothing.
He always says the same thing to the American press.
“Who wants a Scooby Snack?”
Make sure they don’t get a permanent base in Iraq? [Sounds like Boots on the ground]
No timetable? [Why not October 2016?]
[And what have we learned from the prolonged war in Afghanistan?]
We can’t do it for them: [You’ll have to prop up any government in Iraq]
Funds - we already have a lot of assets in the region, [why, we have no declaration of war except what is supposed to be happening in Afghanistan?]
[Right, it was Democrats who’s idea was to get out of Iraq, bad judgement and poor decision]
Mountain hit, gotta git.
“Uh...folks...uh...hatin’...uh...Bush...uh...hatin’...uh...thanks,guys!”
Oh thank God, I was so afraid he was going to leave without talking to is and filling us with the trust and inspiration he always raises in our hearts. I’m sure that even while he’s on vacation he’ll be right on top of this, so all the people being slaughtered can relax. (Fanning myself with relief.)
The POtuS takes work breaks from his vacation schedule.
Continued attacks on the government we support.
Now I remember one George W. Bush warning the Press, the DimoSatanist and nation that the coming war on terrorism and Isslamic murdering thugs would take YEARS and YEARS, not a few months. The Press smashed him for it as the time went along. Now the head Satanist of the DimoSatanist Party admits this is not a short term thing and will take TIME!!! Haven’t heard PMSNBC or the Klinton Kommie network bang on the one with horns in his head.
Paging Cindy Sheehan, Code Pink, Nobel Prize Committee, Chrissy Matthews, Bill Mahr, Barbara Lee, Hollywood Liberals, and the rest of the antiwar vermin. Your “magic negro” (LA Times) is going to war.
He’s Carter cubed and now trying for a gentler Bush II.