Egyptian Cleric: Muslim Brotherhood Authorizes 'Anal Jihad' for Lonely Terrorists

Breitbart ^ | July 11, 2014 | Frances Martel

[lilyramone]

An Egyptian cleric formerly known as the "preacher of the revolution" during the revolt against President Hosni Mubarak warned Egyptian television viewers this week that Muslim Brotherhood sheiks have issued a fatwa permitting "anal jihad" for terrorists far from their wives, which is exactly what it sounds like.

[Antihero101607]

Are there no goats available?

[Travis McGee]

Like they wouldn’t do it anyway.

[moovova]

This will lead to a lot of unhappy camels.

[Kackikat]

Wasn’t the Muslim Brotherhood the group O Drama was supporting against Syria and sending money and weapons to?? Hmmm?

[dragonblustar]

O’Dingle Barry approves of this.

[posterchild]

Oh come on now. It’s just another jihadstyle choice.

[Army Air Corps]

Not a ping.

[DisorderOnBorder]

I would hate to be a boy in Egypt

[Mr Ramsbotham]

This will lead to a lot of unhappy camels.

Don't forget the Camel Filters. (Muslim condoms.)

[GeronL]

and you wonder why gays and Islamics are on the same side in much of the world....

[ArmstedFragg]

Beware of terrorists in leather.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Also makes for a fun and flirty vanity plate in Wash DC....ANLJHAD.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Click on my name!
Butt, this is hillaryous!

[twister881]

In another example of homosexuality surfacing as an alleged element of jihad, a parody of the jihadist group The Islamic State (formerly the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham) on Palestinian television implied that its members were gay, calling them 'ISISsy's.

Implied? Better ask Grand Mufti Hussein Zero.

[colorado tanker]

"Sexual jihad" = seizing a woman and raping her.

"Anal jihad" = anal sex with your fellow jihadis.

And this is all done to impose Sharia, which forbids rape and homosexuality.

What a bats#@t crazy religion.

[mikrofon]

I thought MO was the Grand Muff-di ??

[woofie]

This is despicable, foolish, and asinine," he concludes.

Misspelled "assinine"

[woofie]

No wonder the Muslims like Obama

[Army Air Corps]

So, is he saying that Jihad is gay?