Egyptian Cleric: Muslim Brotherhood Authorizes 'Anal Jihad' for Lonely Terrorists

Breitbart ^ | July 11, 2014 | Frances Martel

[lilyramone]

An Egyptian cleric formerly known as the "preacher of the revolution" during the revolt against President Hosni Mubarak warned Egyptian television viewers this week that Muslim Brotherhood sheiks have issued a fatwa permitting "anal jihad" for terrorists far from their wives, which is exactly what it sounds like.

[lurk]

Wow. Talk about avoiding eye contact round the campfire.

[RichInOC]

“You’re not really here for the jihad, are you, Muhammad?”

[Gritty]

Celebrate Diversity!

I wonder if the Homo Lobby will get jealous because a "religious leader" is approving all of this?

[posterchild]

One man’s bathhouse is another man’s jihad.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Why are you assuming it doesn’t involve goats?

[Tonytitan]

And the jokes could write themselves, as this thread truly shows.

[Junk Silver]

So that’s why all those British Islamicists are staying in Iraq - they don’t want to leave their brother’s behind!

[Chode]

jihad goatse???

[combat_boots]

ba dum dum ching!

[KenD]

Priceless!!

[BlueNgold]

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/03/london-based-cleric-wahhabi-fatwa-allows-sodomy-to-widen-anus-for-jihad-purposes-video/

18 MAR 2013

[beethovenfan]

No wonder Bammy likes the MB.

[Slings and Arrows]

Javier Mascherano, this just isn't your day.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Those suicide jihadists could be in for a surprise when they arrive at Prophet Mo’s place and find out their 72 virgins have beards and camel breath!

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

If someone offers to “go jihad on your butt” you’d better run!

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

-— What a bats#@t crazy religion. -—

I can only believe that Mohammed received his revelation from Lucifer.

[Neidermeyer]

Submitted without comment ,, a mosque in San Francisco ...

[RichInOC]

Isn’t this why you stretch before...oh, never mind.

[Chode]