Mysterious Snakes, Bees Attack Boko Haram in Sambisa Forest

Vanguard ^ | June 26, 2014 | Ndahi Marama

[Secret Agent Man]

extremely little sympathy for them.

[C210N]

Apparently, these are scaring the hell out of them:

[Kevin in California]

Kinda reminds me of Soetero and his ability to attract crap flies.

[Safetgiver]

I done put the juju on them. Next will be deer ticks, the bastards.

[Jack Hydrazine]

The rabbis say that when injustice is not dealt appropriately by man, nature takes care of it herself.

[Beowulf9]

‘ghosts’ ‘juju’...

These guys are have a medieval mindset. They also seem to recognize they are evil and suspect this sort of stuff because of a guilty conscience.

Well I say go bees and snakes, who are just defending their own territory.

[GladesGuru]

These are actual sightings of the mysterious Mossad Monsters.

They only attack Koranimals.

[Army Air Corps]

And chiggers! Thousands and thousands of chiggers!

[Blood of Tyrants]

“We were forced into the sect. But we know that it is not the right way. I personally have never killed anyone, but I have my friend here who had killed many people.”

Yea, sure, and you hated it when you were forced to get drunk rape the girls you captured.

[VerySadAmerican]

The U.S. Special Forces loaded up some airplanes with snakes and dropped them into the forest. Cue Samuel L. Jackson!

And, why would they be surprised by African Bees.

[Blood of Tyrants]

I vote for frogs. Not sure what they will do, but darn it, if it was bad on pharaoh, it’s bad enough for them, too.

[LeoWindhorse]

great news !

let them show where their hideouts are and then kill them , it’s a mistake to spare these guys .

[BenLurkin]

I smell some very clever propaganda.

[I want the USA back]

Awwww. Subhuman savages afraid of little snakes and bees! Poor things!
Listen you reptilian-brained species - stop maiming, raping, kidnapping and murdering innocent people.
You have lowered yourselves beneath the bacteria that eat dead dung beetles.

[Dr. Thorne]

Allahu FUBAR!!!

[Robe]

BEE HIVE

[Safetgiver]

Naw! That just gives them more to eat. (What happened to wild bullfrogs?) If I concentrate hard enough, maybe I can whip up an Ebola outbreak, with chiggers, too.

[needmorePaine]

And chiggers! Thousands and thousands of chiggers!

That's racist.

[Salamander]

*whew*

I figured I’d get the blame.

;)