[smokingfrog]

No sex and no lying. Where's the fun in that?

Can they still shoot dogs?

[Steely Tom]

Wait a minute. Is this in the employee handbook?

What about the collective bargaining process?

[GeronL]

Apparently they can still shoot dogs on taxpayer dime

[wastedyears]

Where’s the extortion?

[rey]

What about sex with the dogs they shoot?

[Rembrandt]

Well, I guess they can still have a “Monica” since that’s not sex.

[21twelve]

Weird. This morning I noticed my phone was on - accidentally called a client of mine perhaps. I did a quick rethink if I had said anything to embarrass myself (no).

Then I thought of the cop that got fired because his phone or radio clicked on while he was having sex on duty. I think this was the guy!

[Army Air Corps]

George Costanza: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

[KJC1]

This conduct should be covered in their department’s General Orders.

[tumblindice]

Deputies with external plumbing stripping below the waist on breaks and playing ‘donut horseshoes’ ... what about that?
No sex, no lying, no dog-shooting, no donut horse-shoes.
What’s the point of being a law officer?

[Vigilanteman]

True story. A friend of mine got one of those awful jobs working at the Sexauer Seed company clipping the beaks of baby chicks.

Hey, it was the mid 1970s, we boomers were plentiful and jobs were hard to come by.

One day, a call comes in asking if they also had Sexauer feed for the chicks.

Replies my friend "Sex hour? Hell, we don't even get a coffee break!"

[MV=PY]

Well!

If they don’t raise the minimum wage I’m going on strike for restoration of the other benefits.

[lonevoice]

Good grief!!!

[Smokin' Joe]

Remember, if you have sex on duty, you’re not just doing what you are doing with who you are doing it with, you’re doing it to all the taxpayers, too.

[Rio]

While people are free to vent outraged fury at Joe Wurzelbacher, aka Joe “The Plumber” for the way he expressed himself to the parents of students slain by the Isla Vista killer after one blamed the NRA for the murders, that in itself does not warrant actual threats of violence against the man, with or without a gun.,

Diagram that lead sentence. I get "people are free."

[Lurker]

No one said they can’t toss a bomb into a baby’s crib, either.

[lee martell]

If I were the hiring officer, I would have lost all trust in this man’s decision making skills. Sex @ work, for an Officer of the law? Stop it! At very least that stunt would disqualify him for being on the street. I forced by the damn arbitrator to take him back in employment, it would be in a diminshed capacity, subject to change after the next job review. A clever manager knows that two can play this little game.

[USNBandit]

If this deputy lied about sexual activity while on duty, I can’t believe he didn’t get fired. Most departments have “Giglio” restrictions on employment because a history if dishonesty is admissible by the defense in any court case the deputy is involved in.

[bjorn14]

Does this include f*cking up on the job too?

[JimRed]

Stopping home for a li’l afternoon delight with the missus or g’friend, or shaking down one of the local working girls?

[csmusaret]

No sex...Even when you are all alone?