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Perhaps they could burn their forests down because we know where bears poop.
Fish urinate about 40 times their body weight every day.
I’d be more worried about the radiation coming from Japan.
Blame the ambulance chasing lawyers ready to pounce - not the water agency.
How many thousands of times has someone done that without being seen on camera or anywhere else?
People love bee vomit - they buy it by the jar and even feed it to their babies.
So what’s a half pint of yellow water in an 18 million gallon lake?
I suppose that no fish, duck or goose has ever taken a dump in this pristine water reservoir.
Oh ok, so right after they sanitize it, some other kid does a selfie doing the same thing. They drain it again. Oh, and where are they sending this water?
Maximum bladder volume = 300 ml
One full bladder = 300ml/3785ml = 0.0793 Gallon
0.0793 gallon / 38,000,000 gallons = 2.085 X 10-9
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The imbeciles who believe that
are the same (dishonest) imbeciles who believe that
Are going to simultaneously roast and drown us...
Most of the residents can drink their bong water in the mean time.
Good thing they don’t know what fish do in it!!
Was looking for the Onion tag but guess this is for real.
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Someone explain the actions of the flying birds.......
Portland’s Mount Tabor Reservoir #5 is viewable on Google Earth at
45°30’41.71”N 122°35’48.02”W
It is right in the middle of fully-developed city, and is the middle of three reservoirs (#1, #5, & #6).
Stupid...
A whole flock of ducks can land and crap in the resavour and it doesn’t hurt a thing.
A couple of kids pee in it and they come unscrewed.
If they peed in it every day it wouldn’t hurt a thing.
Ain’t that a wicked pissah!
DANG!