Posted on 04/15/2014 8:57:48 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is
time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun
than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the
prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity
simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with
shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk
Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind
his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-
Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of
life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of
the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little
Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats
like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready
to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Leni
It all has to deal with ATF .922 regulations.
GWB’s AG, Alberto Gonzales made it illegal to import barrels from any foreign battlefield rifle.
A pointless law that drives prices up, ruins historical accuracy, but employs US manufacturers.
I don’t get it.
Pointless bureaucracy.
As I said, he may very well never discuss it, and we may never know why. The only thing I added to that speculation is that it makes me curious.
Well bitching and whining won’t make Rush let you tell him what to do.
If you do it take a pic please!
I suspect it is because he does not have the facts and would rather not speculate.
“Flip the dial.”
Good advice. that’s what I did.
It’s still a free country, though that is in doubt currently.
Yum.
News flash...
Waffle House chat is pissing a lot of folks off here.
Don’t order any eggs around here, someone may beat you about the head and shoulders for not discussing some rancher in Utah.
If he waits much longer to comment on it, he’ll need Rush Revere to go back in time.
Figures.
Touche!
Well done!
Leni
No offense meant, but we would do well to study their tactics.
Rush just doesn’t have any useful information on Bundy and doesn’t want to waffle on the issue.
This caller makes me sad.
The Gov is out of control.
If I am in arrears for anything the IRS threatens me and assesses a 12% tax.
Don’t pony up and they up the Tax to 15%
If they withhold $500 from me when I declare zero dependents for a year I get no interest from them.
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