Posted on 04/07/2014 9:49:19 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
How lame can you get. Kathleen Park, a WaPo columnist and failed CNN host, criticized and AFP ad because the guy in it had a southern accent. She argued that there are plenty of smart, sophisticated people who are just as confused by the Obamacare law. So, no need to get a stupid guy with a southern accent when a smart sophisticated person will do:
The Little Old Lady And The Jumper:
One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin’ to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, “Please don’t jump! Think of your dear mother and father.”
He replied, “My mom and dad are both dead; I’m going to jump.”
She said, “Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children.”
He replied, “I’m not married, and I don’t have any kids.”
She said, “Well, then you just remember the Alamo ..”
He replied, ‘’What’s the Alamo ?’’
She replied, ‘’Well, bless your heart!-You just go ahead and jump you little Yankee Democrat turd.. You’re holding up traffic!”
What’s this “CNN” you speak of?
Funny! :-)
My dad always told me, based on his experience in the military, that the sharpest, brightest guys he had ever been around were from small towns in the South.
That's a keeper!
We been dealing with this for years.
Southerners are stupid.
Men are idiots.
White people are idiots if in the company of minorities.
I am white, male and southern. That is a trifecta for allowable insults.
Somehow it doesn’t bother me. But insult a minority.... here comes Jesse.
-PJ
I hope a lot of people here, who hadn’t already, figured out the lie on that one by watching a little Piers Morgan. A very little, judging by his ratings.
Kathleen Parker ?
LOVE IT!
There’s a southern accent, where I come from
The young’uns call it country
The yankees call it dumb
I got my own way of talkin’
But everything is done, with a southern accent
Where I come from
Now that drunk tank in Atlanta’s
Just a motel room to me
Think I might go work Orlando
If them orange groves don’t freeze
I got my own way of workin’
But everything is run, with a southern accent
Where I come from
For just a minute there I was dreaming
For just a minute it was all so real
For just a minute she was standing there, with me
There’s a dream I keep having
Where my mama comes to me
And kneels down over by the window
And says a prayer for me
I got my own way of prayin’
But everyone’s begun
With a southern accent
Where I come from
I got my own way of livin’
But everything gets done
With a southern accent
Where I come from
“Southern Accents” Tom Petty :-)
Would she still have a career if she said, “People who speak ebonics are stupid?”
They would shut down production immediately and back up to the last cut.
If it was live they would all gasp and start the apology train in motion at once. Followed by a long tweeterbookfacespace apology and a resignation with a promise to kill herself at once.
Exactly right.
Hey, Freepers - when all else fails - listen to/read the actual report before knee-jerk opining like a lib.
Makes FR'ers look "stupid"
Nope! It’s CNN reprters that are stupid.
OK, libtard. If you get cancer, please don’t come to Houston, Texas. The people at M D Andersob are just too stoooopid to treat you.
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