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Here Are The States That Are Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
BI ^ | 3-26-2014 | Megan Willett

Posted on 03/26/2014 9:24:27 PM PDT by blam

Here Are The States That Are Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

Megan Willett
Mar. 26, 2014, 7:33 PM

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There's some debate about how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Some say science will save us all, some will rely on math, and still others are banking on specialty gadgets. You can buy Zombie Apocalypse survival kits, and there are even Zombie Apocalypse maps that pinpoint where the danger zones would be in a zombie-mergency.

But the geniuses at Estately have crunched the numbers and determined which U.S. states are the best prepared for any zombie-related disasters in the near future based on 11 metrics, from residents' physical ability to weapons access.

Estately zombie apocalypse states ranking Estately

We weren't kidding when we said Estately crunched the numbers for all sorts of zombie-busting factors. Here's what the company looked at for each state:

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(Excerpt) Read more at businessinsider.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: apocalypse; collapse; doomsday; zombies
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1 posted on 03/26/2014 9:24:27 PM PDT by blam
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To: blam

Freakin New Jersey, making Mississippi look good!


2 posted on 03/26/2014 9:30:38 PM PDT by cicero2k
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Hmmm...funny that the states that are predominantly zombified are blue states....


3 posted on 03/26/2014 9:31:58 PM PDT by Thorliveshere (Minnesota Survivor)
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To: blam; SevenofNine; Kathy in Alaska

Alaska number one!


4 posted on 03/26/2014 9:33:20 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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5 posted on 03/26/2014 9:33:21 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: blam

Oh sure, faggots in Massachusetts surviving better than we Alabama rednecks. I don’t think so.


6 posted on 03/26/2014 9:33:21 PM PDT by Monterrosa-24 (...even more American than a French bikini and a Russian AK-47.)
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To: blam

Minnesota and North Dakota should be much higher, due to freezing temperatures. If the outbreak happened in the winter six months, the zombies would be popcicles. Easily survivable.


7 posted on 03/26/2014 9:35:21 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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What junk. Here is the list: (1) Alaska. Sparsely populated (less zombie food), cold (slows them down), and well armed. (2) Texas. Armed out the wazoo.

End of discussion.


8 posted on 03/26/2014 9:36:56 PM PDT by piytar (The predator-class is furious that their prey are shooting back.)
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To: blam; onyx

But Mississippi has a secret anti-Zombie weapon: ONYX


9 posted on 03/26/2014 9:37:49 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Monterrosa-24

They figure all southerners are too dumb and fat...and don’t understand zombies so they will just stand there and get bit.


10 posted on 03/26/2014 9:40:18 PM PDT by Cold Heat (Have you reached your breaking point yet? If not now....then when?)
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To: cicero2k

Post of the day, freaking right!


11 posted on 03/26/2014 9:40:47 PM PDT by lulu16 (May the Good Lord take a liking to you!)
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To: blam

Oh, and anyone who thinks Texas ranks 34th out of 50 states in gun ownership is just plain stupid.


12 posted on 03/26/2014 9:41:18 PM PDT by piytar (The predator-class is furious that their prey are shooting back.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

I heard something about zombies on the radio, but didn’t know what it was about. LOL!


13 posted on 03/26/2014 9:41:37 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska ((~RIP Brian...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
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To: exit82

LOL. Sweetest, precious you, exit82!
Zombie attack and I’m outta here!


14 posted on 03/26/2014 9:42:16 PM PDT by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: blam

That list is retar-et sir.

No way Oklahoma isn’t top 10.


15 posted on 03/26/2014 9:43:55 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: blam

Omaha and frat boy Lincoln have gotta be keeping nebraska down.......

If zombies ever attacked the farm I grew up on there it a LOT of tractor pulled farm equipment that wouldake short work of any roving horde....


16 posted on 03/26/2014 9:44:15 PM PDT by GraceG
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Only reason Texas doesn’t fall into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks.


17 posted on 03/26/2014 9:45:20 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Monterrosa-24

We’re tougher than you think in Massachusetts.

Remember it all started here.

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18 posted on 03/26/2014 9:47:55 PM PDT by Mears
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To: blam

BOGUS. Most of the survey is based on Facebook users. Worse than worthless.


19 posted on 03/26/2014 9:47:58 PM PDT by upchuck (South Carolina Representative Trey Gowdy for Speaker of the House!!!)
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To: blam

well with pot being legal commierado is getting a lot of practice before it happens.


20 posted on 03/26/2014 9:48:47 PM PDT by bravo whiskey (We should not fear our government. Our government should fear us.)
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