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Ted Cruz Shows Off His Tattoos In L.A.
Time ^ | 3/15/14 | Sam Frizell

Posted on 03/16/2014 8:21:07 AM PDT by Kartographer

Photoshopped posters showing the Texas Republican shirtless, with edgy tattoos, smoking a cigarette have been put up in several locations around the city. Likely a prank, the stunt prompted a tongue-in-cheek response from the senator

Ted Cruz made an appearance in Los Angeles looking rougher around the edges than you’d expect of a U.S. senator. Inked up and dangling a cigarette from his lips, the Texas senator could be seen in several locations around the city, shirtless and revealing a magnificent tattoo of an eagle stretched across his sculpted pectoral muscles.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: cruz
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1 posted on 03/16/2014 8:21:07 AM PDT by Kartographer
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To: Kartographer

Awesome poster. Cruz should embrace the off-beat message and start smoking Marlboros.


2 posted on 03/16/2014 8:25:34 AM PDT by reagandemocrat
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To: Kartographer

Great poster, tats really ‘fit’ his face. unlike a photo shop using Arnold Stang’s head. Just sayin.


3 posted on 03/16/2014 8:30:22 AM PDT by duckman (I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
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To: reagandemocrat

Love it.


4 posted on 03/16/2014 8:33:34 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Kartographer

Wait until o see’s this and he’ll be having the AP re-enhance his ‘08 swim trunk pic with better pecs and a six pack.


5 posted on 03/16/2014 8:34:22 AM PDT by bgill
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To: Kartographer; reagandemocrat

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6 posted on 03/16/2014 8:34:58 AM PDT by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: Kartographer

Looks a little like Bill Murray. At least from the neck up.


7 posted on 03/16/2014 8:35:12 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: reagandemocrat
Awesome poster. Cruz should embrace the off-beat message and start smoking Marlboros.

Holliswood stepped in it with this one. The Low Information Voters types that Focus on Arts and might even think he might look like this with his shirt off and think he is cool and vote for him.....

8 posted on 03/16/2014 8:36:03 AM PDT by taildragger (The E-GOP won't know what hit them, The Party of Reagan is almost here, hang tight folks....)
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To: SamAdams76
Looks a little like Bill Murray. At least from the neck up.

yes... it does... Bill Murray back in the day... Bill Murray has not aged well... saw him when i tuned in to some of the Academy Awards... he looks older than my 90-year old daddy...

9 posted on 03/16/2014 8:39:40 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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You are right! I did a Google search and I am shocked. My mental image of him was from his "Groundhog Day" movie (one of my favorites of all time).

This man is only 63, he should not be looking like this already!


10 posted on 03/16/2014 8:45:04 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: Kartographer

Apparently Senator Cruz also saw it———”Saw this, but noticed an error. So I wanted to make one thing clear: I don’t smoke cigarettes” bit.ly/1nqK08i http://t.co/tPFNqg9vu8—;
Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 15, 2014


11 posted on 03/16/2014 8:48:12 AM PDT by yadent
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He does look a bit like Murray-and the eyes and head reminded me of when I was a kid and my mom and I went to a yard sale at a neighbor’s place where she bought an old movie poster featuring a young Marlon Brando, whom she was fond of...


12 posted on 03/16/2014 8:50:52 AM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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To: SamAdams76

This may sound a little strange, but I happen to know Bill Murray (inasmuch as people who are not very close friends know celebrities,) and I can tell you that he is perfectly pleased to “look like” himself. The man is a consummate realist, and a delight to be around.


13 posted on 03/16/2014 8:52:20 AM PDT by golux
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To: SamAdams76

Smoking, drugs, an lots of time will in the sun do that to a person.


14 posted on 03/16/2014 8:57:12 AM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: SamAdams76

Actually he looks like Bill’s brother John: https://www.google.com/search?q=john+murray+moving+violations&hl=en&qscrl=1&rlz=1T4ADRA_enUS418US418&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=EsolU_TyLefM2gXZ8IGgAw&sqi=2&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAw&biw=1093&bih=453#facrc=_&imgdii=NbuK1EczBRX8SM%3A%3BMvq2OnbJRP239M%3BNbuK1EczBRX8SM%3A&imgrc=NbuK1EczBRX8SM%253A%3B8ct33EuZkQBdjM%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Ffarm3.staticflickr.com%252F2631%252F4116182832_dd0f47904c_m.jpg%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.flickr.com%252Fphotos%252Fplaintiger1%252Fsets%252F72157621754193880%252Fdetail%252F%253Fpage%253D2%3B500%3B375


15 posted on 03/16/2014 8:58:17 AM PDT by vladimir998
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To: Kartographer

I don’t know how PaDad would take it, but I would LOVE to purchase that poster. Frame it and display it.

I think whoever thought this was a slur against Cruz, misread their photoshopping skill set. This puts the TX Senator in a while different light.


16 posted on 03/16/2014 9:16:07 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom ( Just because you are paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you...)
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To: reagandemocrat

Excellent. The poster has a sort of “Sons of Anarchy” tone to it.


17 posted on 03/16/2014 9:23:42 AM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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Go with it CRUZ, TALK TO THE HAND!


18 posted on 03/16/2014 9:28:07 AM PDT by ronnie raygun (Zippy the a##clown sez..............)
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To: SamAdams76

Is Bill Murray wearing a tie around his neck? What is that, something new for the very busy executive? He doesn’t look so bad, just very pale as though an Office Dweller, at least his weight is under control, not like my own.


19 posted on 03/16/2014 10:34:44 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: duckman

He reminds me of Robert Mitchum in Cape Fear.


20 posted on 03/16/2014 10:36:05 AM PDT by rabidralph
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