‘HELP’! The body language in this photo of Obama’s NSC meeting is screaming for captions [pic]

Twitchy.com ^ | March 4, 2014 | Twitchy Staff

[Timber Rattler]

Hey, President Empty Chair showed up this time!

No worries, you guys. Russian troops are invading Ukraine and rest assured, President Obama and his team are on it. The White House released this official photo of Monday’s National Security Council meeting in the Situation Room.

This calls for your expert body language analysis. Caption team … activate!

[ealgeone]

Those are the looks people give to a “boss” when they realize he’s a complete idiot. I’ve sat in these kind of meetings when you know the “boss” doesn’t have it and have seen these exact looks .

[Amagi]

“I’d put my shoes on top of the table but my legs are too tired from golf.”

[W.]

You're askin' me? Here are two closeups of the attendees. Nobody looks very comfy...

[Churchillspirit]

Why would Hillary be there?

[W.]

Bigger group of losers? Uhh, gimme a sec...how’s about the two previous democrat presidential administrations, not counting, of course, the current presidential aberration?

[reagandemocrat]

Righto. She’s a ‘private citizen’ for now.

[Kackikat]

Essentially, you are saying we are giving the Russians $1 Billion? Why are these people so generous with money we do not have and can’t pay back? Ignorance must be bliss.

[Triple]

Who is the guy on the left, green suit, arms folded?

[Triple]

I just realized the guy in the green suit is giving the dick Cheney inauguration look...

[ladyjane]

“I still have brackets to finish.”

And I've been practicing how to spell Syracuse. I know I screwed it up the last time but I think I've got it this time.

I can't help it - I'm so discouraged about this country. Did our ancestors have any idea what morons would be elected president?

[Heart-Rest]

"Is Joe Biden picking his nose?"

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I thought he was holding his nose, with his body language saying "something really stinks around here".

[2111USMC]

They all look like they’re pissed off. Maybe they’re just not used to having Barry show up at these meetings.

[Army Air Corps]

Makes ya wanna puke sometimes, eh?

[ladyjane]

Oh, don’t say the word puke. There’s been a stomach flu going around. Everybody’s getting it.

[GOPJ]

I thought these meetings were classified. What is up with all the open pad and that computer thing in front of him?

Good point... wouldn't take much to read everything exposed...

[Army Air Corps]

Sorry to hear that. I hope that you are on the mend soon.

[ladyjane]

Thanks, I’m fine but those around me are dropping like flies and...not feeling well at all. Fingers crossed that I don’t get it. I can’t imagine what it would be like on a cruise ship with hundreds of people sick.

[Army Air Corps]

Ugh, I hate it when a “bug” sweeps through a workplace.

[BradyLS]

“The General is out. I didn’t say, ‘Simon Sez: take notes.’”