What Was Your First Thought While Watching the SOTU?

Vanity ^ | January 28, 2014 | Me

[tom h]

Your first thought only ... long discourses not requested.

[VideoDoctor]

I didn't watch Obunga.

Did I miss anything? I didn't think so.

[Vendome]

I felt like I was watching a Clinton SOTU where he proposed all kinds if outlandish policies, only to stop and wonder out loud if the Congress were actually going help him implement his childish fantasy.

Like Christmas...

[Mark17]

Rrrrraaaaallllllllllppppppppphhhhhhhhh.

[firebrand]

My first thought as I watched all the Congresspeople milling around and shaking hands and kissing was: They are having far too good a time. This is a party to them. An event. And on TV all over the world. They are not our friends. The few who were serious and somber earned my respect.

[firebrand]

You caught the second part of his pitch to raise taxes, which he calls “tax reform.”

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Did not watch. I can’t afford a new LCD TV.

[DemforBush]

My first thought was “there’s gotta be an episode of MacGyver or something on somwhere - anything would be better than this crap!”

And than I began to channel surf...

[Libloather]

[MayflowerMadam]

Couldn’t bear to turn on the buzz-kill. On Encore, I’d just watched a “Magnum P.I.” episode with manly, and conservative, men Tom Selleck and Gerald McRaney. I didn’t want to even think about the twink Obama. (I have a low gag threshold, actually.)

[Hetty_Fauxvert]

My very first thought, watching the parade of “luminaries” such as John Roberts and Eric Holder, was what a bunch of knaves and buffoons we have running our country right now.

Then when Barry got up and started to speak, I was once again struck by how very gay his body language was. I never used to believe the gay stories about him until I watched the 2012 Dem convention, and saw Barry prance onto the stage. I nearly fell off my chair. How could anyone watch him on TV and NOT think that his door at least swings both ways? Had the same visceral reaction tonight. No wonder Michelle looks angry so much of the time.

[Biggirl]

Did not watch or listen.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Did not watch or listen.

Did not watch or listen.

[Hostage]

Coffee Cake?

I need a recipe!

[Steven Tyler]

Are they going to have a surprise Gay Wedding

[12th_Monkey]

I don’t watch the boy king, he’s makes me sick.

[kenmcg]

Could not find one legitimate reason for watching the SOTU speech given by the country’s most notorious liar.

[lostboy61]

I was so happy to hear that he had cut the deffest in half in the last year. By next year he will take care of the other half. He is wonderful as he can pull 9 trillion $ out of his @ss when ever he wants and as often as he needs to.

[The_Media_never_lie]

First thought: just how stupid can the voters be?

[liberalh8ter]

The ‘cut the deficit in half’ line made me think it's justification to see Bozo's math grades.

[McGruff]

I liked the part where Phil said, “Hey why don't y'all go down to Walmart and get yourself a personality”.