Posted on 12/21/2013 6:38:34 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
The “Duck Dynasty” controversy just got a major shot in the arm.
Actor Charlie Sheen exploded on Phil Robertson for the reality TV star's totally non-winning comments on homosexuality.
In a long rambling message on Twitpic Saturday, Sheen calls the "Duck Dynasty" star "Mallard brained" and a "shower dodger" and tells him his comments were "abhorrently and mendaciously unforgivable.”
"The idea that you have a job outside of dirt-clod stacking is a miracle," the "Anger Management" star writes. "Shame on you. You're the only surviving brain donor I've ever known."
Robertson has received a lot of criticism for his comments in an upcoming GQ article. A&E has indefinitely suspended the 67-year-old after he equated same-sex relationships with bestiality.
"It seems like, to me, a vagina - as a man - would be more desirable than a man's anus, that's just me," Robertson said.
"I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying? But hey, sin: It's not logical, my man. It's just not logical."
Sheen decided to shine his very large and noticeable limelight on Robertson and defend his many friends that Robertson offended.
"The only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head," he wrote. "Perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the army of scabies and bull weevils sequestered deep in its sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts."
Sheen wasn't done - informing Robertson he needs to "make serious amends" to the people he radically offended and the only “Dynasty” he's attached to "might be the re-runs of that dated show."
Sheen, who knows a thing or two about how one’s comments can lead to his removal from a hit TV show, saved his most bizarre and pointed quips for the end of the post.
"On the eight day when I was whittling my cosmic banjo, I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and locate the nearest Andy Gump," he said.
Robertson does have his backers, as former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin stated her support of Robertson's free speech.
"Free speech is an endangered species," Palin said in a Facebook post. "Those 'intolerants' hatin' and taking on the Duck Dynasty patriarch for voicing his personal opinion are taking on all of us."
The family is also reportedly considering leaving A&E due to Robertson's suspension.
sheen is an ass.
Gee, he’s not too witty without a writer.
We do because his father was Chief-of-Staff to the President...
No, wait...
That was in the movies.
We do because his father was President...
No, wait...
That was on TV.
We do because...
-PJ
I guess in a street fight, I’d have to take Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz and even Bobby Jindal over Charlie Sheen and Clay Aiken.
Charlie “who”?
The more I think about it the more I see two man diametrically opposed: One, a man of God at peace with his life, the other, a man of sin who lives a life of constant turmoil. I think there’s a lesson in there, somewhere....
bump
Not to mention the wife-beating, Jew-hating alliance...
I truly didn’t know that Sheen was queer.
^^This.^^
Back on the crack, Charlie? You’re not even a pimple on Hollyweird’s arse.
Charlie has run off, among others, Kelly Preston, Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller. Phil’s been married to the same woman for almost fifty years. I don’t know...winning, anyone?
Considering who the Democrats have actually run recently, drafting Martin Sheen could only have been an improvement.
Some gotta win some gotta lose,
He’s probably just trying to inoculate himself in Hollywood for the next time he steps on his d***.
You nailed it!
Sounds like Charlie Sheen hates Southern Christians... Sheen needs to be fired from whatever job he has.... MY sensibilities have been offended.
Liberals have taught us that's ALL that matters. So bye bye Charlie...
My meth cook’s views on homosexuality matter more to me than Charlie Sheen’s
Better judgement
Actually I value the opinions of the porn stars Sheen has erectile dysfunction with more than his rotted synapse
Yep
And worse he said blacks were better off before all the 60s crap
Imagine the pure horror of such pure truth to the ears of idiocrasy nation
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.