To: NormsRevenge
If the Queen had nuts, she’d be the King!
2 posted on
12/12/2013 9:51:05 AM PST by
Cowboy Bob
(They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
The court heard the Queen was "upset" by the officers' behaviour
3 posted on
12/12/2013 9:51:16 AM PST by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi)
To: NormsRevenge
Eh, like my Dad, she’s pushing 90. And like my Dad, she’s starting to get a little....eccentric. You gotta make allowances....
To: NormsRevenge
No touching the royal junk.
To: NormsRevenge
I always knew that Buckingham Palace was full of nuts..................
8 posted on
12/12/2013 10:02:21 AM PST by
Red Badger
(Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
To: NormsRevenge
I can see her point. I don't like strangers putting their dirty hands all over my nuts either....(no double entendre intended)
9 posted on
12/12/2013 10:02:33 AM PST by
apillar
To: NormsRevenge
Shes a millionaire a dozen times over, so buy a bushel.
13 posted on
12/12/2013 10:09:02 AM PST by
Mmogamer
(I refudiate the lamestream media, leftists and their prevaricutions.)
To: NormsRevenge
Here's a sketch of the suspect.
15 posted on
12/12/2013 10:24:13 AM PST by
KarlInOhio
(Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
To: NormsRevenge
Has the Queen said anything about the frozen strawberries?(/s)
16 posted on
12/12/2013 10:26:10 AM PST by
TYVets
To: NormsRevenge
telling them to "keep their sticky fingers out".Or else they'll be exiled on Main Street.
18 posted on
12/12/2013 10:29:12 AM PST by
dfwgator
To: NormsRevenge
She’s causing much less problems than Royals have in the past. Let it go.
19 posted on
12/12/2013 10:41:05 AM PST by
SaxxonWoods
(....Let It Burn...)
To: NormsRevenge
In addition to stashes of cashews, Bombay Mix, and almonds scattered about Buckingham Palace, the Queen also laid in a huge supply of Twinkies, guarding against the possibility that they might not have be made again after the bankruptcy of Hostess, Inc.
Here she is in the Royal Pantry, inventorying her personal supply:
Hmm? What? Those aren't Twinkies, but gold bars? Oh. Never mind, then.
20 posted on
12/12/2013 11:27:51 AM PST by
southernnorthcarolina
("The power to tax is the power to destroy." -- Chief Justice John Marshall, 1819)
To: NormsRevenge
Don’t leave your nuts out to be grabbed by any and all. Problem solved.
22 posted on
12/12/2013 11:37:44 AM PST by
bgill
To: NormsRevenge
What wer they? Cashews? Filberts? Toes?
23 posted on
12/12/2013 11:52:38 AM PST by
Sybeck1
To: NormsRevenge
Headline in the "Sun" newspaper.
Porcine pilferers plunder potentates private pistachios
27 posted on
12/12/2013 12:29:20 PM PST by
Timocrat
(Ingnorantia non excusat)
To: NormsRevenge
“I say yer Majesty, we’re bloody sorry! It seems like we et up all your peanuts, gorry goblimey.”
The Beefeaters
“Tha’s OK boys, bless you. I awready gummed-off the chocolate.”
Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Not As Good As the First But Not Bad, All Things Considered
29 posted on
12/12/2013 12:44:51 PM PST by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: NormsRevenge
“Who ate all the nuts?
“Who ate all the nuts?
“You fat bastards, you fat bastards, you ate all the nuts.”
33 posted on
12/12/2013 1:16:52 PM PST by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: NormsRevenge
Is taking a few of the Queen’s nuts like poaching the King’s deer?
Robin Hood would be facepalming right about now.
35 posted on
12/12/2013 4:33:21 PM PST by
hattend
(Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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