To: markomalley
2 posted on
11/07/2013 6:46:49 PM PST by
Impy
(RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
To: markomalley
They’ll probably want to BAN Super - Soaker Guns”!
3 posted on
11/07/2013 6:50:32 PM PST by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: markomalley
4 posted on
11/07/2013 6:51:24 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: markomalley
They should ban bubble baths and silly putty at the same time. Creepy commie butt head control freaks. It’s always about control, not common sense.
To: markomalley
6 posted on
11/07/2013 6:55:56 PM PST by
gitmo
( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
To: markomalley
8 posted on
11/07/2013 6:57:43 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: markomalley
what next, banning Super Soakers..I had those growing up..heck I still think I have them in the garage somewhere
To: markomalley
Is there
anything these twerps aren't afraid of?
Nah, didn't think so. A bunch of over-sized toddlers, afraid of the monsters under the bed (what us grownups call "dust bunnies").
11 posted on
11/07/2013 6:59:58 PM PST by
hitkicker
(The only thing worse than a politician is a child molester)
To: markomalley
This Admin and it's toadies in the Universities want to take all the fun out of our lives. Then we will be more agitated and angry and won't notice when they Nationalize every industry and we all end up working for them. Communism-where everybody works for the State, is billeted in an apartment and given an allowance instead of a paycheck. Obama-taking all the joy out of life and replacing it with State control over everything.
13 posted on
11/07/2013 7:02:42 PM PST by
originalbuckeye
(Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy)
To: markomalley
“Still, the university is weighing a nerf ban.”
Everywhere you look, no adults, just a bunch of ——ing babies.
How did the human race survive without these people in charge?
To: markomalley
Wow, just wow. Oldest son attends the University of Illinois at Springfield. They just had their humans vs. zombies game week. He’s a junior and this was his third year participating. He says almost all of the students join in - and some teachers and staff. And, really, I would have thought it would be the wimpy libs here in the State of Sillynoise that would ban something like that before Missouri would. Wow.
To: markomalley
Makes me want to make a fake advertisement using the Nerf football commercial jingle from a few years back.
“NERF! Chaingun! Rah rah rah!”
Footage is of a kid holding a Hughes M230 chaingun...
Impossible, I know.
But illustration through absurdity sometimes works.
18 posted on
11/07/2013 7:38:12 PM PST by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: markomalley
Next...dart guns, toy guns and holsters, GI Joe Action figures, football, athletics to be replaced with Grooming Etiquette for Gays workbooks and mandatory attendance at Boy Scouts of NAMBLA meetings.../s
To: markomalley
How about rubber bands and paper clips, or maybe wet sponges, or throwing cotton balls. This country is DOOMED.
24 posted on
11/08/2013 2:23:14 AM PST by
bikerman
(Obama! if his lips are moving he's lying.)
To: markomalley
The pussification of America continues.
25 posted on
11/08/2013 4:08:25 AM PST by
Red in Blue PA
(When Injustice becomes Law, Resistance Becomes Duty.-Thomas Jefferson)
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