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The War on Fun: Missouri State want to ban nerf guns
The Daily Caller ^
| 11/7/2013
| Robby Soave
Posted on 11/07/2013 6:46:04 PM PST by markomalley
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To: markomalley
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posted on
11/07/2013 6:46:49 PM PST
by
Impy
(RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
To: markomalley
They’ll probably want to BAN Super - Soaker Guns”!
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posted on
11/07/2013 6:50:32 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: markomalley
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posted on
11/07/2013 6:51:24 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: markomalley
They should ban bubble baths and silly putty at the same time. Creepy commie butt head control freaks. It’s always about control, not common sense.
To: markomalley
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posted on
11/07/2013 6:55:56 PM PST
by
gitmo
( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
To: Impy
Banning Nerf guns or adults playing Humans vs. Zombies?
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posted on
11/07/2013 6:56:26 PM PST
by
EEGator
To: markomalley
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posted on
11/07/2013 6:57:43 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: All
ban nerf guns but hand out rubbers, pills and RU486 from a pez dispenser..
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posted on
11/07/2013 6:58:54 PM PST
by
newnhdad
(Our new motto: USA, it was fun while it lasted.)
To: markomalley
what next, banning Super Soakers..I had those growing up..heck I still think I have them in the garage somewhere
To: markomalley
Is there
anything these twerps aren't afraid of?
Nah, didn't think so. A bunch of over-sized toddlers, afraid of the monsters under the bed (what us grownups call "dust bunnies").
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posted on
11/07/2013 6:59:58 PM PST
by
hitkicker
(The only thing worse than a politician is a child molester)
To: newnhdad
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posted on
11/07/2013 7:02:40 PM PST
by
Bronzy
To: markomalley
This Admin and it's toadies in the Universities want to take all the fun out of our lives. Then we will be more agitated and angry and won't notice when they Nationalize every industry and we all end up working for them. Communism-where everybody works for the State, is billeted in an apartment and given an allowance instead of a paycheck. Obama-taking all the joy out of life and replacing it with State control over everything.
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posted on
11/07/2013 7:02:42 PM PST
by
originalbuckeye
(Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy)
To: markomalley
“Still, the university is weighing a nerf ban.”
Everywhere you look, no adults, just a bunch of ——ing babies.
How did the human race survive without these people in charge?
To: markomalley
Wow, just wow. Oldest son attends the University of Illinois at Springfield. They just had their humans vs. zombies game week. He’s a junior and this was his third year participating. He says almost all of the students join in - and some teachers and staff. And, really, I would have thought it would be the wimpy libs here in the State of Sillynoise that would ban something like that before Missouri would. Wow.
To: Sarah Barracuda
what next, banning Super Soakers..I had those growing up..heck I still think I have them in the garage somewhere
Couldn’t they just ban the t shirts and keep the super soakers?
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posted on
11/07/2013 7:32:18 PM PST
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: servo1969
How did the human race survive without these people in charge? There is a Cosby-sounding like figure up in the clouds saying: "I Brought You Out Of the Dark Ages, and I'll Damn-well Put You Back In It!"
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posted on
11/07/2013 7:33:51 PM PST
by
C210N
(When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
To: markomalley
Makes me want to make a fake advertisement using the Nerf football commercial jingle from a few years back.
“NERF! Chaingun! Rah rah rah!”
Footage is of a kid holding a Hughes M230 chaingun...
Impossible, I know.
But illustration through absurdity sometimes works.
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posted on
11/07/2013 7:38:12 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Impy
I suppose they are not banning shooting cocks at each other’s faces in gay bondage frAts.
To: EEGator
I meant banning nerf guns but now that you mention it, BOTH.
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posted on
11/07/2013 8:20:11 PM PST
by
Impy
(RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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