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1 posted on 10/17/2013 2:40:15 PM PDT by FeliciaCat
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To: FeliciaCat

Ashes from cremation are sterile. What is the threat other than the ewww factor??


2 posted on 10/17/2013 2:43:28 PM PDT by pfflier
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To: FeliciaCat

LensCrafters....ash spreading in about an hour.


3 posted on 10/17/2013 2:45:21 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: FeliciaCat

She must have really liked Lens Crafters.


4 posted on 10/17/2013 2:45:44 PM PDT by Oliviaforever
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I have no idea why they would need to shut down the mall for this...


6 posted on 10/17/2013 2:46:41 PM PDT by FeliciaCat (I like my money where I can see it...hanging in my closet.)
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To: FeliciaCat

Clinton’s ashes will eventually be scattered at a strip joint.


7 posted on 10/17/2013 2:46:57 PM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: FeliciaCat

The guy was obviously not seeing the situation clearly.


8 posted on 10/17/2013 2:47:41 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: FeliciaCat


9 posted on 10/17/2013 2:48:52 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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To: FeliciaCat
Old David Brenner joke: Sign at doctor's office says "Eyes checked while you wait."

-PJ

12 posted on 10/17/2013 2:50:24 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: FeliciaCat

I got a friend who wants to be cremated and have his ashes put in a bottle of bubble bath and then delivered to Sandra Bullock’s house...


13 posted on 10/17/2013 2:51:49 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: FeliciaCat

Fiance: The person you are sleeping with at the moment.


14 posted on 10/17/2013 2:53:27 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Let your 'Yes' mean 'Yes,' and your 'No' mean 'No.' Matthew 5:37)
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To: FeliciaCat; mikrofon; martin_fierro
at the Westfield Southgate Shopping Center.

Make up your mind!

16 posted on 10/17/2013 2:53:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Journey to the Center of the Westfield Southgate.)
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To: FeliciaCat
I've read stranger stories

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17 posted on 10/17/2013 2:53:57 PM PDT by tsowellfan (www.cafenetamerica.com)
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To: FeliciaCat

My beloved late uncle LOVED Bluebell ice cream, a trait which Texas FReepers no doubt understand.

He also enjoyed our family vacations to the Garner State Park area where we would camp beside the lovely Frio River.

He always said that when he died he wanted his ashes to be put into a Bluebell container and floated down the Frio.

;-)


23 posted on 10/17/2013 3:19:59 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americad)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
She reportedly had some connection to LensCrafters which is where the grieving man spread part of her ashes at 11:20 a.m.,

Was he done by 12:20?

26 posted on 10/17/2013 3:33:39 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: FeliciaCat

Made a spectacle of himself.


27 posted on 10/17/2013 3:45:26 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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28 posted on 10/17/2013 3:49:05 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: FeliciaCat

After spreading the ashes, the man stopped at Sbarro’s for the 2 slice & salad combo meal. He then washed it down with large Orange Julius Original.


33 posted on 10/17/2013 4:44:22 PM PDT by petercooper
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


35 posted on 10/17/2013 4:50:01 PM PDT by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
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To: FeliciaCat

Was he engaged to a man? Because an engaged woman is called a fiancee.


38 posted on 10/17/2013 5:55:36 PM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: FeliciaCat

So, he only spread part of her ashes there. That means he did a half-ashed job of it.


40 posted on 10/17/2013 6:09:13 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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