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Osteen's joke book not authorized, church says
Houston Chronicle ^
| 25 September 2013
| Craig Hlavaty
Posted on 09/26/2013 11:08:19 AM PDT by Gamecock
If you've ever wanted to spice up your PTA meetings or work retreats with some clean jokes, a recently published collection of quips by Lakewood Church pastor Joel Osteen should help you out.
According to Andrea Davis, a spokeswoman for Lakewood, the church did not sign off on "Joel Osteen Jokes" or publish the book.
Davis said the church is reviewing the book to see if it is infringing on any of Lakewood's copyrights.
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posted on
09/26/2013 11:08:19 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: DocRock; del4hope; Alex Murphy; Gamecock; Dr. Eckleburg; jude24; Ottofire; fishtank; ...
The YBPDLNPL is generally published infrequently, but based on the exploits of the megachurch pastors posts can spike for a period of time. If you would like on or off of this list please FReepmail me.
YBPDLNPL Ping
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posted on
09/26/2013 11:09:28 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
To: Gamecock
Davis said the church is reviewing the book to see if... to see if Osteen can milk a few bucks out of it.
To: Gamecock
I have seen him on fox & Friends (Osteen)....his whole schlemiel seems fake to me....
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posted on
09/26/2013 11:15:19 AM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
09/26/2013 11:16:31 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Just a common, ordinary, simple savior of America's destiny.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
09/26/2013 11:22:13 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Just a common, ordinary, simple savior of America's destiny.)
To: Gamecock
For such folks it's like Big Dan Teague said, "It's all about the money, boys".

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posted on
09/26/2013 11:22:53 AM PDT
by
Rashputin
(Jesus Christ doesn't evacuate His troops, He leads them to victory.)
To: Gamecock
Whatever.
They should take it with a sense of humor and a grain of salt.
Chuck Norris ain’t running around suing everyone about all the Chuck Norris jokes.
He doesn’t have to.
He can but, consumes himself with more important things.
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posted on
09/26/2013 11:32:52 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: Gamecock
I know my pastor and our church do not seek to copyright his sermons.
To: Gamecock
I’m not sure that I’ve heard anything from Joel that isn’t a joke. The only thing about him that isn’t funny is that some people actually take him seriously.
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posted on
09/26/2013 3:48:54 PM PDT
by
CommerceComet
(Obama vs. Romney - clear evidence that our nation has been judged by God and found wanting.)
To: CharlesWayneCT
I think a lot of folks in this brouhaha are full of themselves. It’s a pridefight (no misspelling).
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posted on
09/26/2013 3:50:57 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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