A MAD JACKRABBIT ON CRACK

Original Content | September 16, 2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

At one time, I viewed Obama as indolent and slothful. I used to say, "If Adolph Hitler had been as lazy as Barack Obama, the 1940's would have been a pretty nice decade."

But observation has proven my premise wrong. Obama is not lazy, not in the slightest. In fact, the mental image Obama most evokes is mad jackrabbit on crack. He may go on numerous vacations, and play countless rounds of golf, but he is an extremely busy and very involved President. It is what he is busy on and involved in that is the problem:

1. He's busy nearly starting a nuclear war with Russia to oust Assad in Syrian (citation)
2. AND destroying the American medical system with his Obamacare (citation)(citation)
3. AND trying to collapse the American economy with debt-limit increases (citation)
4. AND trying to take guns from American citizens (citation)
5. AND trying to price energy out of Americans reach by attacking coal plants (citation)
6. AND overwhelming the military and lowering their morale with outrageous edicts (citation)
7. AND trying to water down traditional American voters by granting amnesty to millions of illegal aliens (citation)
8. AND trying to spy on every American using the National Security Administration and the collection of all electronic and phone transmissions (citation) (citation)
9. AND getting our diplomats killed in Benghazi by running illegal weapons to Syria (citation)(citation)
10. AND repeatedly doing end-runs around Congress in an entirely unconstitutional manner (citation) (citation)
11. AND destabilizing every Middle East country so he can install every Muslim Brotherhood Islamic Extremist he can (citation)
12. AND trying to overburden the social and charitable structures in America by granting amnesty to millions of illegal aliens (citation)
13. AND using the IRS to intimidate anyone who opposes him (citation)
14. AND trying to collapse the dollar by printing far too many of them (citation)
15. AND ignoring written laws to arm terrorists (citation)
16. AND trying to collapse American businesses by excessively regulating them with the Environmental Protection Agency (citation)
17. AND building a private army of SWAT-gear clad units from every single agency (citation)
18. AND running guns to drug gangs in Mexico (citation)
19. AND trying to destroy small businesses with Obamacare regulatory burdens (citation)
20. AND destroy the American military by defunding and discontinuing every manner of defense program (citation)
21. AND creating a shadow 'parallel government' with numerous 'czars' that answer to no one but him (citation)
22. AND trying to change the workweek into a 30-hour standard (because everyone is covered by mandatory insurance requirments who has more that 30 hours) (citation)
23. AND alienating all of our allies (like Israel and Great Britain) (citation)
24. AND offering to Russia to have 'flexibilty' in dismantling our nuclear weapons (citation)
25. AND presiding over the worst economic recovery in decades (citation)
26. AND ignoring written laws to implement his amnesty agenda (citation)
27. AND destroying the National Aeronautic and Space Administration by making them focus on everything except space exploration (citation)
28. AND driving up ammunition costs by buying up all the surplus ammunition (citation)
29. AND trying to stir up a race war by repeatedly interjecting himself into high-profile race-related criminal cases (citation)(citation)

I admit it. I used to call Obama slothful. I take it back, he is the single most energetic, destructive tornado of evil I have ever witnessed.

He is a mad jackrabbit on crack.

[gaijin]

Great point. HOW could such a historically lazy man accomplish all THIS without the total SUICIDE of Legacy Media...?

[floralamiss]

P.S. I’m keeping this bookmarked as a great reference tool.

[Lazamataz]

P.S. I’m keeping this bookmarked as a great reference tool.

That's actually the purpose. :)

[Lazamataz]

You forgot heavily militarized local po-po

Local issue. :)

[Marcella]

And turning the military and country into a homosexual paradise. Real men will stop joining the military and those in there right now will get out as soon as possible. Americans are close to being jailed if they say anything critical of homosexual behavior.

Dallas, several days ago, said the homosexual parades from now on cannot have naked people on floats, nor can they wear underwear as that exposes their genitals. Homosexuals are having a fit. Those rules were already in use but they had not been enforced in previous homosexual parades.

[Ole Okie]

They had a jackalope on Duck Dynasty last week (stuffed, of course). Played it straight up and never did explain the joke.

[Lazamataz]

Who am I leaving out?

Well, you didn't leave them out, but I would specifically name them: John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and John Boehner.

[LadyBuck]

Local....riiiiight :-P

[Lazamataz]

Well, they are! I’m focusing on the Federal, Obama-related depredations.

[BerryDingle]

Who am I leaving out?

His 50 plus Czars who gave him all those ideas.

[LadyBuck]

ITA.

One of Laz’s best, and he hasn’t mentioned anything he’d hit (of course, it’s still early)

[HomeAtLast]

AND...what are we doing about it, keyboarders?
AND...what are we doing about it, taxpayers?

Answer sheet:
1. keyboarding
2. paying taxes

[Lazamataz]

he hasn’t mentioned anything he’d hit

Are ya cute? ;)

[skinkinthegrass]

and not one falsehood...unlike this (0'BlahBlah) & these b@$t@$d$..

[LadyBuck]

Local Keystones have enough trouble just shaking down 7-11 for those day-old weiners and slimy glazed doughnuts.

Certainly not bright enough to think a couple of MRAPS would be a great idea. Someone higher-up built that.

[Lazamataz]

A lot of our keyboarding has actually accomplished real-world things. I, personally, consider the internet 'airspace' and we should control the airspace, so that the land troops have air cover.

Information that is properly distilled is a weapon. Dissemination of that distilled information is useful.

This is a spiritual war and a war for hearts and minds.

[LadyBuck]

Yeah, but not in a nice way ;-)

[Lazamataz]

Ok, that got my attention even more.

Cuz I am handsome, but not in a nice way. :)

[McGruff]

I’m interested to see how history will portray The Obama Years. And we thought Clinton was bad.

[HomeAtLast]

It also lets off a lot of steam that could have been channeled into traditional offline activism.