You can't make this stuff up.
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What if Obama tells “his” military that he is sending them into another war and they say “NO?”
When faced with difficult decisions the first thought on my mind is often “What does Michele want”?
I’m so glad that he’s consulting her. She’s an expert in so many areas.
Look, I know this is serious stuff, but God help me,
I’m sort of enjoying this. That’s wrong, right?
It’s like we’re in a Monty Python movie.
Nobody is F**king asker her.
Nobody is F**fing asking you.
We the people are TELLING YOU NO !!!
Insanity
Moochelle will be FOR war if Assad doesn’t eat his spinach... or maybe that should be arugula.
Nobody is F**king asking her.
Nobody is F**fing asking you.
We the people are TELLING YOU NO !!!
Of course, he hasn’t yet checked with Amy Carter.
*facepalm*x 1,000,000
“And, finally, I had to ask Sasha, Malia, and Bo if they wanted to live in a world where chemical weapons were used by our potential adversaries.”
Remember, it’s early in the evening, and there are six interview excerpts —the most photogenic parts— to be released. They’re all not in yet.
History is repeating itself ... kind of, or at least imitating itself.
I remember President Carter asking daughter Amy about nuclear weapons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7spOEfRN-0
Michelle: “Barack, people keep saying my butt looks big, do you think my butt looks big honey”.
Barack:” uh...er..uh..well no chelle..looks..uh.. er..small to me”.
Michelle: “Oh thanks baby. I didn’t think so”.
Barack: “uh Michelle, people say I have the big head. Do I look like I have the big head sweetie?
Michelle:” Oh no Barry, Your head is about the same size my butt is”.
>> “If you ask Michelle do we want to be involved in another war, the answer is no.”
Dear pResident Ubama,
You can swing Shelly around to your point of view if you remind her that the people of Syria have predominately whitish skins, and there are many Christians interspersed among the populus.
Hint: use Google. Also, I’m sure that the White Hut library contains some old National Geographic magazines that might be helpful. The parts you tore out and took to the Oval Office bathroom — you know, the ones with the bare-chested African women — won’t be necessary for this purpose, so don’t be embarrassed by that.
With kind regards,
Nervous Tick
Hey Obama, none of this is up to you or your bacon butt roommate..... Putin is calling the shots now, boy.
reply from my congresswoman:
Thank you for contacting me regarding the conflict in Syria. As your representative in Congress, I value your input and want to you know I stand opposed to military intervention.
While the recent chemical attack on Syrian citizens is an atrocious crime, it is still unclear who is on the other side of this conflict. As such, I am opposed to the United States entering into military action in Syria. We cannot continue to act as the world’s police force in areas of the world where our help is not wanted. Even if opposition forces are willing to enter into a marriage of convenience in the short term, given what we know, we cannot and must not choose sides in this conflict and send America’s blood and treasure fighting on behalf of elements infected with Al Qaeda who do not like us, do not share our values, and mean to do us harm in the long term. Please be assured I will advocate against the use of U.S. force in Syria as the debate continues.
Thank you again for contacting me. Please never hesitate to call, email, or write if you have any issues or concerns on your mind. Also feel free to visit my website at www.lynnjenkins.house.gov where you can see what I have been up to and sign up for my weekly newsletter.
Sincerely,
Lynn Jenkins, CPA
Member of Congress
If you asked anyone if they care what Michelle wants the answer would be “no”
Gee,,anyone can play this game