John Kerry Is Getting Relentlessly Mocked For Saying Syria Strikes Will Be 'Unbelievably Small'

Business Insider ^ | 09/09/2013 | Brett LoGiurato

[SeekAndFind]

Anybody notice that his chin has gotten shorter?

[madison10]

Guess they’ll be about the size of rice kernels in John Freakin’ Kerry’s butt.

[ExTexasRedhead]

As small as his few brain cells that function, ya mean?

[ryan71]

It's always best to give these idiots as much air time as possible.

[ErnBatavia]

It’s that tongue-darting that irritates me....

[NRA1995]

He must be hitting Ta-RAY-za’s gin-soaked raisin stash, making stupid comments like that.

[tumblindice]

C'mown, just a little poke. You won't even feel it.

[headsonpikes]

“War is Hell.”

Some famous American said that.

[bigbob]

Skin being stretched by ever-elongating nose?

[clintonh8r]

The gang that couldn’t lie straight....

[mom.mom]

Yeah, what is that tongue action? You expect him to nail a fly on the other side of the room.

[grania]

anybody notice that his chin has gotten shorter?

No...his nose has gotten longer.

[Texas Eagle]

John, John, John. Size isn't everything. It's what you do with it.

Just be careful. It could lead to blindness.

[Dilbert San Diego]

I’m as distressed as anybody about use of chemical weapons and all that.

But, what the heck is the purpose of getting involved in a civil war in that part of the world? Who are the good guys?

If we do a cruise missile attack, will things abate for a few days, then the war just resumes as it was before?

What is the big difference between targeting civilians with chemical weapons, and the numerous civilians who have been killed with conventional weapons in that war?

When you consider dissembling with Benghazi, Fast and Furious, IRS, etc. why is this event the one event in which we can totally trust what the administration in saying???

Is Assad quaking in his boots at Obama drawing a red line, then saying he didn’t draw a red line, the world drew a red line? But if the world really drew a red line, why aren’t good liberals such as Obama and Kerry taking this up with their favorite institution, the UN????

So many unanswered questions, such as I have mentioned above. I doubt Obama will answer these when he speaks to the nation.

[Uncle Miltie]

Did you know that a rabbit's penis is UNBELIEVABLY SMALL?

[ZX12R]

Are they going to egg Assad’s palace, or toilet paper it? Maybe light a bag of dog doo doo on the palace porch?

[rdcbn]

This is a joke or satire, right?

He didn’t really say that, did he?

[GreenHornet]

Kerry: “Look here, Aasad, if you don’t give up your chemical weapons, we’re going to launch an unbelievably small, limited attack against you!”

[edpc]

Unbelievably small.....

No....really......I believe it.