Here’s What Chuck Hagel Wears When He Thinks He’s Going to Bomb Syria

Mediaite ^ | 9/2/13 | Evan McMurry

[Nachum]

Either Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel has some interesting superstitions regarding his wardrobe and Middle East invasions, or he was on his way to an open-bar boat naming party when President Barack Obama called in his National Security Council:

[hummingbird]

Is that Rahm Emmanuel, the mayor of Chicago over there on the right?

Why would he be at this meeting if it is him?

"Okay, we are not leaving until someone fesses up to the farting...."

[exit82]

Yes, they do resemble each other.

But on Rahm is enough!

Wonder where Samantha Power is?

[Fungi]

Bingo. Maybe a mushroom at that.

[hummingbird]

"Who’s the lady on the video monitor?"

I think that "babe" might be Valerie Jarrett.

I don't see her in the room but she is always "this close" to Obama's side.

[bigbob]

looks like a buncha middle-aged white guys

[Doc Savage]

Hey, my pet sea cucumber can count to ten and stand on his head. Bet Obama can’t!

[hummingbird]

"Suck in the gut. Woops. Let one slip."

Should have read whole thread before posting...looks like GMTA!

[elcid1970]

LOL!

[hummingbird]

"Kerry swiped Hagel’s tie."

I've read a post on FR about Kerry's ties. Apparently, he has two types. One colored like this one and one colored similar to this one.

Now, every time I see Kerry, I check to see if this is true about the ties.

I know.... but its a lazy Labor Day day...... <8^)

[Doc Savage]

Some needs to do that photo with the following changes: Barry in a hoodie, Putin in bra and panties, George Zimmerman with a Colt .45 pointed at Barry, Biden in an Obama rodeo clown mask, and F ‘ n Kerry with the face of the real Lurch from the Dam’s family. Replace Collin’s head with with a sign that says ‘Video!’.

[blueunicorn6]

I apologize to all Sea Cucumbers.

[Two Kids' Dad]

Gator, your side-by-side nailed it exactly! Thank you.

[Popman]

Who’s the lady on the video monitor?

Though it's hard to tell....probably POTUS Jarrett....

[righttackle44]

Sometimes something hits me just right, and I know that I am going to be giggling at it all week. Your picture is that something.

[Steven Tyler]

Why does Chuck look like a post turtle???

[csvset]

Who are those folks?

[arasina]

Aha! I see the lizard on Obumma’s left forgot to wear her human mask!

[dfwgator]

The “Cabinet” in the movie “Idiocracy.”

[xrmusn]

If anyone were to wonder WHY we are in trouble,

CONSIDER from the picture in #4 etal if THAT is the ‘BRAIN TRUST’ for this nation, no more need be said.

[BenLurkin]

None of them look as though they have any confidence in the clown at the head of the table.