“...4) If you got a Weiner problem dont convince yourself you will get lucky and it wont come out. ...”
Rule 4a.
If you don’t stick your Weiner out in the first place, nothing will HAVE to come out.
Rule 4b.
If you DO stick your Weiner out, IMMEDIATELY claim it was a “wardrobe malfunction”.
Rule 4c.
If the “wardrobe malfunction” excuse fails, just say “This Weiner was sticking out before I took office...”
And I thought I had heard all of the Weiner jokes!