I think these folks wake up in the morning and the very first thing they think about is their crotch.
Crotch.
Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch.
My crotch!
Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch. Crotch.
I did it too, till I was about 25.
Then I grew up.
You were gay till 25? Glad you got over it ;)