Sure he can.
I’m an optimist.
If life gives you a dead Chavez, make glue.
Maybe they could make a glassfibre cast of him like they do with fish mounts?
Make Hugo happy, save his skeleton and put it on display every Halloween.
Well, I was going to make a pilgrimage to Venezuela to see the corpse d’etat. I guess I will have to try to sell my airline ticket.
Chavez is going to be stuffed .. sitting up and flipping off the U.S. Par the course for Communists.
Sure he can.
He’d make a good dart board.
Is it possible he died earlier then they officially acknowledge?
I don’t understand. Can’t Cuba help? What with their advanced socialized medicine and technical knowhow that kept Chavez alive far beyond God’s will, I’d think Havana would have a corresponding socialized embalming service to make this work...
Leftists’ gods - strong arm government officials. Extremely creepy.
If they had any shame, they would hide their faces. If they had any wisdom, they would know they are dumb as dirt.
Instead, they think they are standing on the “high moral ground” and are the smartest people on earth.
Let the commie bastard decay into a puddle of hydrogensulphide in a pot and put it on display to reflect exactly what he was!
So I looked in the yeller pages...
Signed up fer a complete body wax...
That ain't what they done to me...
Plucked me like a chicken, they did...
I'm so 'shamed...
Sheesh, just get a plastic barbie doll that resembles Chavez and all the lefties will be visiting the mausoleum going “ooh, aah” at the sight of this dead fakir.
Just ask them one question — “Where do you think this guy resides?”
Whether they answer: “Heaven” or “Hell”, it only means that they believe in a higher Being.
We could loan them Obama.
Not that I care one whiff about his pig slop corpse but why don’t the chavistas make a wax model of El Puerco with his commie fist salute as he stands with the parrot on his shoulder? Have it mounted on top of his grave for close, authentic proximity. No fuss, no muss with preservation issues.
Tan me hide when I’m dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I’m dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that’s it hangin’ on the shed!!
Altogether now
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Is there a photo out there in cyberworld of Hugo in his coffin? Why didn’t they allow or at least have an official photo of him dead. After all they were going to embalm him anyway? Or was that just another convenient leftist lie for the sheeples to adoringly digest? I think so!
My dogs plop down Hugo Chavez and Barack Obamma clones in the back yard every day. I would be happy to send in a backup prop!