I’m almost wary of continuing to use this as I get older, but, I’ve never had a liberal taker (pun intended) on this challenge -
“You want to redistribute my wealth? Why don’t you come over here and take it out of my wallet then.”
I walk everywhere, and particularly when I go the stores or the grocery Obama’s beggars seem lined up.
I tell them “I don’t have a dime, man...just The Card.” Seeing that I’m on foot, they assume that to mean the EBT, I’m sure...but I use my bank card for everything, never carry cash.
Knew an old guy that liked big blades. Some kids came up to him in a park, and, just goofing, I think, said “What would you do if we asked for your wallet? He pulled a pig sticker and said “I’m not sure. Ask.”