[TomGuy]

What’s the politician going to say?

“It’s just too expensive to hire guards for every school in America,” he might respond.

No. They will create a new governmental department patterned after -------------------- the successful TSA.

[I would put the /s tag, but I fear it isn't satire.]

[Fishtalk]

I like it.

[norwaypinesavage]

"They will create a new governmental department patterned after -------------------- the successful TSA."

They won't need a new agency. Now that Obama has solved terrorism (as in Lybia, Egypt and Syria), the TSA won't have anything to do, so they can just be moved to schools.