Quick knockout piece.
Quick knockout piece.
This is why you ALWAYS get your hand stamped on the way out.
GREAT JOB
January 20th 2013: I have decided to buy a knife...
Aug. 7 1988: Met a nice Reverend named Wright. Sat in on a sermon. I like what this guy says. Still thinking about running for public office...
I am perfectly willing to outlaw any inanimate object that has, of itself, harmed or killed any human. Then we just need to pass laws preventing water from drowning people, gravity from killing people in falls, and carbon monoxide and other natural gasses from asphyxiating people.
Oh No – I almost forgot – we also need to write good strong laws that will outlaw bacteria that result in human infections and possibly death including Smallpox, Leprosy, Botulism and Gas gangrene, deadly viruses including Ebola, Marburg, Human immunodeficiency virus, and all the rest.
There – now we can all live forever.
It’s a darn good thing you didn’t do that, mister. That would have RUINED Mr. Obama’s day. Right after his nice inauguration day parties and festivities and all that fun.
Laz..you have Hubby #3 written all over this one.
Knock it off, ya big flirt.
This piece has the ring of truth to it. That guy did exactly what any homicidal sociopath would have done upon learning about new gun laws.
John Boehner and Bill O’Reilly agree!
If you really want to be a sociopathic killer, why mess around with guns that might only kill a dozen or two in a gun free area?
Instead go for the gold! Join Planned Parenthood and work at an abortion clinic; or join up with a euthanasia-oriented medical facility.
In England alone, individual ‘doctors’ are now legally murdering more people EACH YEAR than mass killer Dr. Harold Shipman, who only killed some 200 or more people over decades.
So why be a piker? Psychopath or sociopath, or maybe you are a follower of (lizard specialist) Dr. Eric Pianka, who is all in favor of killing off most of the people on Earth, you, too, can kill for the love of death goddess Kali.
Jan. 23, 2013: I went to the sporting goods store and bought a crossbow.
I saw what you did there...and I like it.
Brilliantly funny, Laz. Thank you, sir. BTTT!
Yeah...that’s the ticket! Just what would happen all right! Yep!
Hey Laz; late to the party. I was a prosecutor for 18 years. I prosecuted my share of sociopaths, and also prosecuted eight murder cases. That was eight too many. Here’s the rundown of the victims and cause of death:
Billy Wikins; multiple stab wounds to the chest with a knife
Chris James: bound with duct tape, throat slit with knife
Nick Allemenos: bound with duct tape, throat slit with knife
Lisa Allemenos: bound with duct tape, throat slit with knife
Kim Schreiner: blunt force trauma to head with rock, stabbed 55 times with a knife
Dorothea Crain; blunt force trauma to the head
Craig Roberts: not sure, believed to be gunshot wound (The victim’s body and murder weapon were never recovered, no witnesses or confession. But his killer, John David Smith, is doing 95 years for murder. It’s a long story.)
Carl Gray; gunshot wound
I can still tell you every detail about these cases from memory, even though some happened 20 years ago. There are certain things you don’t forget. But the point is, sociopaths bent on killing don’t need guns. And in the majority of murder cases I prosecuted, they didn’t use them.
The shooter, genius that he was (sic), could have easily obtained a medical degree that would have allowed him to indulge in his passion for the rest of his life.
Pure Genius!