Posted on 11/12/2012 5:37:32 PM PST by Argus
John Kerry as Secretary of Defense. Susan Rice as Secretary of State. How much loonier can it get? Who says Obama has no sense of humor? Here's your chance to weigh in, FReepers. Post your own nominees for the New And Improved Obama 2013 Cabinet here. I'll get the ball rolling:
Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare: Michael Moore
CIA Director: Van Jones
Secretary of the Treasury: Jon Corzine
et cetera. Have at it, comrades!
Nightmare in any government post? Well, any Democrat, of course.
Obama’s version of “The A-Team.”
Jesse Jackson Jr., Sec. of Health and Human Services
Kerry at State and Rice at Defense would be worse.
This is not a dream....
And the former has already been touted as SoS.
The 2008 “Now I don’t have to worry about paying my mortgage or putting gas in my car!” woman as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development or Secretary of Energy.
Sandra Fluke as Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Bill Ayers: DHS
Janet Reno from hell.
Dennis Kucinich, Secretary of Business
Rachel Maddow, Chief of Staff
Bill Ayers, Homeland Security
Bernadine Dohrn, Housing And Urban Development
Pete Singer, Health And Human Services
Won’t these clowns need 60 votes in the senate for confirmation? If we can keep the RINOs in line, they can be stopped.
So when are they going to create a Secretary of Re-education post?
Mark Zuckerberg as Press Secretary..
(Although if someone happened to suggest that Mister Ayers might already have "input", one might not be totally surprised.)
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Louis Farakan-FBI Director
Joy Behar-Press Secretary
Benardine Dohrn-(re)education secretary
Bill Ayers-Homeland Security
Rev. Wright-Secretary of State
Janet Gestapilano as Attorney General
I’m afraid they are immune to parody. I can’t come up with anything weirder than reality.
Ted Kennedy- his chauffeur
Typhoid Mary- his cook
John Denver- Air Force One Pilot
Same doctor as Michael Jackson
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