[golux]

How's food? I have never been happier in my life! Today I was explaining to my four-year-old about how we were once enslaved by fat capitalists, but now everything is better. As he reached for a crust of bread on his sister's plate I chided him gently, then corrected myself when I realized that every ounce of food must be for the common good. And then that little fighter stuck me in the eye with a fork! They sure are peppy little fellas. Thank goodness nothing in history points to starvation as a cause of federal centralization. Can you believe we lived without a leader like Barack Hussein? Aren't you sick of the free market? I am. And you know what all these "red" counties have that the more deserving counties don't have? Food. So honestly: shouldn't the real Americans control price and availability???

[Erasmus]

OK, that's twice on this thread you've caught me without my sarcasm drip pan ready to put under your post.

I'm going to have it ready for now on, for sure! You see, I'm a little low on it these days, and I hope you won't mind if I collect some of yours for future use. I recycle.

≤}B^)

[LambSlave]

Cool, I’ll head right on down and turn myself in... LoL.

[Kenny Bunk]

I must caution you against premature pessimism.

The USA as we know it will last at least until mid-February, 2013. Sufficient unto the day the evil thereto.

Do not panic!