[Joe 6-pack]

'There are only two ranks in the military that are worth having, Master sargeants and Colonels.

I think you'd be pretty hard pressed to find one Master Sergeant or Colonel who would agree with you on that.

[Gamecock]

My favorite joke:

What are the 5 most dangerous things you can hear in the Army?

The Private who says “This is the way we did it in basic.”
The Sergeant who says “Trust me Sir.”
The Lieutenant who says “Based on my experience.”
The Captain who says “I have a great idea!”
The Warrant who says “Hey! Watch what happens when I do this!”