Posted on 09/17/2012 8:07:32 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
And the WaPo only gave her 2 Pinocchios.
I was LOLing at Chris Plante saying they grade liberals on a curve.
Caller just mentioned it.
The long version movie trailer is on YouTube and has had 3,300,000 hits.
The hour long version not so much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC6yGzpSvjU
No, no, no, no, no, Rush, Snerdly, Obama’s opponent in the 2012 election is not Mitt Romney, Obama’s election opponent is the American people, the United States Constitution, the American way of life.
did anyone else hear the news on WBAP just now?
Did they say there was a rally for the right to spread AIDS taking place at a church tonight??
Looks like this regime might have to coordinate and create another crises to blame it on Romney.
“I was LOLing at Chris Plante saying they grade liberals on a curve.”
LOL; isn’t that the truth.
Didn’t hear yet, but I never miss his podcast. Some of his segments these last several days have been so brilliant, I am about to transcribe & post myself. Wish I had the time, but, seriously, someone at his station needs to do this — audio sound bites AND transcription-— absolutely brilliant!
We have said before, but Plante is every bit as unique as Rush and Levin-— and so satirically fresh, blistering, witty, quick-on-his-feet, and such a gift of recall.
I like to listen to him at the end of the day-—refreshing, cleansing shower (and no commercials).
Why does one write to him in NY when he left NY??? Is ther an address for the southern command?
Here’s the BS artist herself.
And how did they know where the safe house was?
Hey, anyone remember the hearing implant company that used to advertise with Rush a couple years ago. I don’t have hearing issues, so I really did not pay close attention. I believe it was not a cochlear implant but some other sort of procedure to restore hearing loss.
A friend of mine really needs to address hearing loss, but does not want to get a hearing aid as they work around a lot of thirty-somethings and feels the hearing aid would “age him” making them appear weak....
Anyone remember? Thanks!
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