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...then you die. Happy.
1 posted on 08/29/2012 9:39:04 PM PDT by null and void
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2 posted on 08/29/2012 9:40:16 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1318 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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Hey Mr Tallyman,
tally me banana,
spider...


3 posted on 08/29/2012 9:41:20 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1318 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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So glad I don’t work in an ER so I won’t have to look at people with spider bites on their dicks.


4 posted on 08/29/2012 9:42:10 PM PDT by dangus
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>> They found the toxin boosted erections by triggering the release of nitric oxide

Not nitrous oxide as in hot rod...


5 posted on 08/29/2012 9:43:05 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Demoralization is a weapon of the enemy. Don't get it, don't spread it!)
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I didn’t think rigormortus worked so fast or had those effects


6 posted on 08/29/2012 9:44:15 PM PDT by chiller (GO TEA, especially in the Senate and WE will fix this mess.)
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I'm not impressed.


7 posted on 08/29/2012 9:44:41 PM PDT by I see my hands (It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
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Name for the product ===> Stiffy Lube.


8 posted on 08/29/2012 9:45:55 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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20 minutes? It kills you that fast, eh?


10 posted on 08/29/2012 9:47:37 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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Maybe that's why the worlds deadliest spider is in Brazil, not enough doctors in those jungles for a guy to get to within four hours if bitten.
11 posted on 08/29/2012 9:48:45 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Intellect is not wisdom" -- Thomas Sowell)
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I’d like to hear the radio ad for that one: “Side effects include death.”


12 posted on 08/29/2012 9:49:33 PM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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No worries, after the 4-hour erection... it falls off!


13 posted on 08/29/2012 9:49:33 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja
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There’s a spider outside my home office window, that I think is gonna take my 410 to dispatch! It;s so big, it;s freakin’ me out!


14 posted on 08/29/2012 9:49:51 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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“...could cure ....”

Might?

Hopey?

Changey!

No thanky


15 posted on 08/29/2012 9:49:56 PM PDT by BwanaNdege (Man has often lost his way, but modern man has lost his address - Gilbert K. Chesterton)
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depending on when rigor mortis set in . . .


16 posted on 08/29/2012 9:50:47 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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20 minutes on the beach in Rio ought to be able to accomplish the same goal, and without any medications;))


17 posted on 08/29/2012 9:51:28 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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Arachnarect


20 posted on 08/29/2012 9:53:52 PM PDT by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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Spider? I hardly know her.


22 posted on 08/29/2012 9:54:59 PM PDT by Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh (I cling to guns and religion.)
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The pastor of this church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him.

He said “Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we’re going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?” One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said “Please tell us what the resurrection is”.

The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice “When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!”


24 posted on 08/29/2012 9:55:43 PM PDT by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
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It’s an ERECT-nid... I win. I WIN!


26 posted on 08/29/2012 9:56:15 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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One bite and it’ll make you stiff! Could be a hard sell though!


27 posted on 08/29/2012 9:56:29 PM PDT by shotgun
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