Posted on 07/18/2012 7:55:13 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
As I said before he got in, a few paisanos, a van, a few snatch ups and ‘usual suspect’ questioning...
Done.
Don’t you recall how hillary and mccain went all googly eyes at obama after their yes, private meetings?
I must admit, Rush is losing my respect right now.
Gosh, is he still talking about that stupid Batman movie?
did you read the link in post 19 ? the entire piece ?
Amen Ad, Amen.
He's not doing his guy Romney any favors either by continuing to talk about his tax returns.
Yesterday was a good chance to move it off the news.
nothing will happen if her was born on mars
you birfers should try to have something productive come out of that - like an eligibility process legislation
today’s show is ALL about Rush and a fictional comic character. I’m not amused. Serious waste of airtime.
no
so its fake
what next?
talk to the others, I’m out
And you anti birfers should give a rats ass about the law and the constitution, instead of letting the commies freely trample all over it without ANY fear of consequences.
It’s more surprising to see those who can’t get what this man has done; Then have the big ones to curse them out.
I guess the constitution and law can’t really mean that much.
"Ridiculous," comic book writer and Bane co-creator Chuck Dixon wrote on a Dixonverse.net message board in response to Limbaugh's comments.
Look at the bright side...he could be pimping his tea.
and again
what are you doing besides ‘giving a rats ass’?
what is your next step - aside from stomping feet and shaking your fists?
End result would be President Slow Joe Biden.
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