Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces
Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void
Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces
Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.
At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.
'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'
They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.
Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts
'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'
He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people
The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.
Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground
Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'
Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"
Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.
There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.
Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'
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Looks like it will be 90s here today. I’ve had a swarm of honeybees at my hummingbird feeder here on the window, but it looks like they got all they could from the outside, because there’s only one worker left - a dumb one, I guess.
*snicker*
I have returned.
Sorry about the carnage among the previous search party, by the way. The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.
If we’d known you had snuck off to work on the dragon project, we’d have handled the whole affair much differently.
Smaller size dragons shouldn’t really be much of a threat. All one needs is a good tennis racket and fast reflexes.
Yes, that is a clam wearing a tie.
Yes, that is a clam wearing a tie.
We greet you with song.
DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... the distance to my beer
SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
LA...... La la la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)
DOH!
I bet these incidents are due to rabies, not drugs.
Really? If so, maybe the media will catch on eventually.
When did this thread become about Scientology?
When Katie Holmes left Tom Cruise. I thought you said you had People magazine in your household ...
Very well done, thank you.
Now I really feel at home.
No reports of secondary infections.
Yet.
I managed to catch some illness from the recruits so now my throat is all swollen and I can’t talk. This may be an issue tomorrow when I have to teach. Piper feels sorry for me.
I fell asleep sewing things onto my uniform and dreamed that Abigail Adams came and said “Didn’t your mother ever teach you how to sew?”
That's not something that will help you; Abigail Adams needling you.
"I managed to catch some illness from the recruits so now my throat is all swollen and I can’t talk."
My wife and I were afflicted with something similar. I don't know where she got it, but I got my infection from her. (It's the only logical explanation.)
Since we were going to the vitamin store anyway, we were advised to take a special supplement, and Nature's Sunshine (Stock number 774-3), called ALJ, was what was recommended.
It may be only the placebo effect, but I felt better after a day.
I don't believe in getting sick, you know. I think it's unhealthy.
For the small dragons, what if you don’t have fast reflexes and a tennis racket?
And what if they swarm you?
And what does it mean if they’re cooing and regurgitating?
They're probably just trying to get to the bones faster.
I feel a bit better now. Then again, I’ve been awake for about 8 hours this entire weekend, but I’m not running a fever anymore either.
Maybe I won’t need to go to medical in the morning after all. Hopefully not, since if I do I am guaranteed to get something else from all the sick recruits everywhere.
My second class is trying to be funny I think. This is wierd and annoying.
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