'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to

Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

[Tax-chick]

Looks like it will be 90s here today. I’ve had a swarm of honeybees at my hummingbird feeder here on the window, but it looks like they got all they could from the outside, because there’s only one worker left - a dumb one, I guess.

[Tax-chick]

*snicker*

[NicknamedBob]

"Bob is very good about warning us of his absences, since we sent out a search party once. He vanished in the middle of a conversation - turned out it was a service outage, but we honestly thought he might just have passed away, right in front of us (as it were)."

I have returned.

Sorry about the carnage among the previous search party, by the way. The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.

[Tax-chick]

If we’d known you had snuck off to work on the dragon project, we’d have handled the whole affair much differently.

[NicknamedBob]

Smaller size dragons shouldn’t really be much of a threat. All one needs is a good tennis racket and fast reflexes.

[ThomasThomas]

Yes, that is a clam wearing a tie.

[ThomasThomas]

Yes, that is a clam wearing a tie.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I have returned.

We greet you with song.

DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...
RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...
ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,
FAR..... the distance to my beer
SO...... I think I'll have a beer...
LA...... La la la la la la beer
TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)
DOH!

[Tax-chick]

[aruanan]

I bet these incidents are due to rabies, not drugs.

[Tax-chick]

Really? If so, maybe the media will catch on eventually.

[Scoutmaster]

Yes, that is a clam wearing a tie.

When did this thread become about Scientology?

[Tax-chick]

When did this thread become about Scientology?

When Katie Holmes left Tom Cruise. I thought you said you had People magazine in your household ...

[NicknamedBob]

"We greet you with song."

Very well done, thank you.

Now I really feel at home.

[null and void]

I bet these incidents are due to rabies, not drugs.

No reports of secondary infections.

Yet.

[Anoreth]

I managed to catch some illness from the recruits so now my throat is all swollen and I can’t talk. This may be an issue tomorrow when I have to teach. Piper feels sorry for me.
I fell asleep sewing things onto my uniform and dreamed that Abigail Adams came and said “Didn’t your mother ever teach you how to sew?”

[NicknamedBob]

I fell asleep sewing things onto my uniform and dreamed that Abigail Adams came and said "Didn’t your mother ever teach you how to sew?"

That's not something that will help you; Abigail Adams needling you.

"I managed to catch some illness from the recruits so now my throat is all swollen and I can’t talk."

My wife and I were afflicted with something similar. I don't know where she got it, but I got my infection from her. (It's the only logical explanation.)

Since we were going to the vitamin store anyway, we were advised to take a special supplement, and Nature's Sunshine (Stock number 774-3), called ALJ, was what was recommended.

It may be only the placebo effect, but I felt better after a day.

I don't believe in getting sick, you know. I think it's unhealthy.

[Darksheare]

For the small dragons, what if you don’t have fast reflexes and a tennis racket?
And what if they swarm you?
And what does it mean if they’re cooing and regurgitating?

[NicknamedBob]

"And what does it mean if they’re cooing and regurgitating?"

They're probably just trying to get to the bones faster.

[Anoreth]

I feel a bit better now. Then again, I’ve been awake for about 8 hours this entire weekend, but I’m not running a fever anymore either.
Maybe I won’t need to go to medical in the morning after all. Hopefully not, since if I do I am guaranteed to get something else from all the sick recruits everywhere.
My second class is trying to be funny I think. This is wierd and annoying.