if Schmalz and Schmeckle have a schmepickle...Oy Vay Schmickle
And speaking of “pickles”...Hope you and your gherkin and olives are feeling better soon ;-)
Seriously...if you are a week out from surgery and still needing a ton of oxycontin...good thing you never had to consider childbirth, cuz you’re a wimp
(Im teasing!! and secretly trying to make you laugh, cause Im sadistic like thast...all nurses are LOL)