And speaking of “pickles”...Hope you and your gherkin and olives are feeling better soon ;-)
Seriously...if you are a week out from surgery and still needing a ton of oxycontin...good thing you never had to consider childbirth, cuz you’re a wimp
(Im teasing!! and secretly trying to make you laugh, cause Im sadistic like thast...all nurses are LOL)
my 1st message to my nurse Rhonda after gettin home was
...when I arrived I had a body like Clint Walker and Paul Newman blues
..when I got home, I had a body like Martin Short and hair like Don Rickles.....who do I sue.
her reply........” we remember it differently”
and it’s not oxycontin....it’s oxycodone