President Obama Can’t Be in the Same Room As Forks Anymore?

http://nymag.com ^ | June 22 2012 | Dan Amira

[Para-Ord.45]

Just a few days after announcing that his administration would no longer deport about 800,000 young illegal immigrants, you would think that President Obama would be received as something of a hero by NALEO, the National Association of Latino Elected Officials, before whom Obama is giving a speech this afternoon in Orlando. But the Secret Service wasn't taking any chances. As hundreds of Latino elected officials were enjoying their lunch at Disney's Contemporary Resort earlier today, it was announced that forks would be collected before Obama took the stage. It was also mentioned that knives, too, were entirely absent from the lunch for "a reason."

"There's a reason why there are no knives at your table & the forks WILL be collected..I'm not joking" says NALEO host re: Secret Service

Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) June 22, 2012

Why was it determined that Obama and forks can no longer coexist peacefully? Did the Secret Service pick up some intelligence on an unspecified fork threat to the president? We have contacted them for answers, and we will report back to you as soon as possible.

[mass55th]

He was probably afraid somebody would stick a fork in him, because he knows “he’s done.”

[blackdog]

Hard to come to grips with reality. Can’t be done. No fork to stick in............

[sphinx]

What, you’ve never seen an assault fork thrown at a range of 20 yards by a mexican ninja? Awesome, man. You’ve have nightmares too.

[blackdog]

Hard to eat your tender grassy knoll salad with a spoon.

[blackdog]

Not even one of those cocktail forks used on lemon wedges?

[The Wizard]

Bambi may be the kind of guy people might want to “fork”

[Flag_This]

It would hurt more to be stabbed by a spoon.

[upchuck]

forking... hmmmmm. Is that related to fraking?

[DFG]

Stick a fork in him. He’s Done.

[Former Fetus]

Maybe they feared they were bringing pitchforks!

[combat_boots]

Aha! You saw the movie, too!

[blackdog]

Fork it over.............Literally!

The new Obama 2012 campaign slogan!

[GraceG]

[ This was in Florida. They want to make it hard for anybody to try to eat the President. ]

I am sure you wouldn’t want to as it is all stringy and when you hit the occasional pocket of fat the THC from his “choomin’ “ would literally blow your mind.

Michelle on the other hand would be more succulents, but she already gets eaten every night by Valerie Jarrett.....

[GraceG]

Obama to Latinos, “Come Forward and Fork over your Forks”

[MHGinTN]

I wouldn’t trust the little fairy bastard commie with pointy objects either if I were the Secret Service.

[blackdog]

Imagine the cullinary paralysis when Obama visits Asia!

[SkyDancer]

But yet, still, in first class, you can still have silverware on planes.

[Flag_This]

"Aha! You saw the movie, too!"

"So it begins!"

[spokeshave]

Forks...we don't need no stinking forks....

every time I see a pic of him eating...

it's "elbows on the table" holding on with both hands to scarf it down.

[austinaero]

Well the DNC has been trying to find a campaign motto that sticks,,,maybe now they found one:

“Fork Off!”