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President Obama Can’t Be in the Same Room As Forks Anymore?
http://nymag.com ^ | June 22 2012 | Dan Amira

Posted on 06/22/2012 4:17:52 PM PDT by Para-Ord.45

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To: Para-Ord.45

He was probably afraid somebody would stick a fork in him, because he knows “he’s done.”


21 posted on 06/22/2012 4:35:08 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Hard to come to grips with reality. Can’t be done. No fork to stick in............


22 posted on 06/22/2012 4:35:08 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

What, you’ve never seen an assault fork thrown at a range of 20 yards by a mexican ninja? Awesome, man. You’ve have nightmares too.


23 posted on 06/22/2012 4:35:08 PM PDT by sphinx
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To: slumber1

Hard to eat your tender grassy knoll salad with a spoon.


24 posted on 06/22/2012 4:37:02 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Not even one of those cocktail forks used on lemon wedges?


25 posted on 06/22/2012 4:37:53 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Bambi may be the kind of guy people might want to “fork”


26 posted on 06/22/2012 4:39:09 PM PDT by The Wizard (Madam President is my President now and in the future)
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To: Para-Ord.45

It would hurt more to be stabbed by a spoon.


27 posted on 06/22/2012 4:40:40 PM PDT by Flag_This (Real presidents don't bow.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

forking... hmmmmm. Is that related to fraking?


28 posted on 06/22/2012 4:40:53 PM PDT by upchuck (Need is not an acceptable lifestyle choice; dependent is not a career. ~ Dr. Tim Nerenz)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Stick a fork in him. He’s Done.


29 posted on 06/22/2012 4:41:02 PM PDT by DFG ("Dumb, Dependent, and Democrat is no way to go through life" - Louie Gohmert (R-TX))
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To: Para-Ord.45
Maybe they feared they were bringing pitchforks!
30 posted on 06/22/2012 4:42:09 PM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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To: Flag_This

Aha! You saw the movie, too!


31 posted on 06/22/2012 4:42:21 PM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
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To: upchuck
Fork it over.............Literally!

The new Obama 2012 campaign slogan!

32 posted on 06/22/2012 4:44:23 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: nhoward14

[ This was in Florida. They want to make it hard for anybody to try to eat the President. ]

I am sure you wouldn’t want to as it is all stringy and when you hit the occasional pocket of fat the THC from his “choomin’ “ would literally blow your mind.

Michelle on the other hand would be more succulents, but she already gets eaten every night by Valerie Jarrett.....


33 posted on 06/22/2012 4:44:23 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: blackdog

Obama to Latinos, “Come Forward and Fork over your Forks”


34 posted on 06/22/2012 4:46:03 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Former Fetus

I wouldn’t trust the little fairy bastard commie with pointy objects either if I were the Secret Service.


35 posted on 06/22/2012 4:46:59 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: GraceG

Imagine the cullinary paralysis when Obama visits Asia!


36 posted on 06/22/2012 4:47:37 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

But yet, still, in first class, you can still have silverware on planes.


37 posted on 06/22/2012 4:48:14 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("Ambition Without Talent Is Sad - Talent Without Ambition Is Worse")
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To: combat_boots
"Aha! You saw the movie, too!"

"So it begins!"

38 posted on 06/22/2012 4:49:08 PM PDT by Flag_This (Real presidents don't bow.)
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To: Para-Ord.45
Forks...we don't need no stinking forks....

every time I see a pic of him eating...

it's "elbows on the table" holding on with both hands to scarf it down.

39 posted on 06/22/2012 4:54:26 PM PDT by spokeshave (The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Well the DNC has been trying to find a campaign motto that sticks,,,maybe now they found one:

“Fork Off!”


40 posted on 06/22/2012 4:55:13 PM PDT by austinaero (Obama or America - can't have both)
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