How did they ever become known as ‘bath salts’?
That said, when young adults move from drinking a Bud Light and minding their own business to snorting Calgon and eating human flesh, zombie or not
Jeez...now you’ve got me wiping coffee off the screen.
Somebody Magnaported my 629, before cutting it back to 4”. It’s VERY accurate, BTW. It’s more concealable than the longer barrels.
Zombies, however, must BE SHOT IN THE HEAD. The Florida face-eater was no exception. Decent penetration is what you want. I use 250 gr Lyman gas checked slugs in mine. Fahgeddaht buckshot. 7.62 X 39mm hardball from a rifle should do the trick—IN THE HEAD!
Ping-a-ling!
Armament suggestions. If the zombies are in Miami, they’ll be at the Jersey Shore soon, according to the “reality tv vector” projection.
In all seriousness, folks should recognize that there is only one spot on the human or zombie body that is going to cause instant incapacitation and a cessation of all locomotion. That’s the spot where the brain and spine connect and it’s not a very big target.
What makes it even more difficult is that the head is very animated, especially in a conflict situation.
Thus, it is very good idea that armed citizens train to shoot at center mass with a weapon they can control, with the best defense loads they can get, while moving to cover or physical obstacles that any “zombie” would have to over come. Extra mags are plus.
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Shark bang sticks comes to mind, or something that would shoot a high pressure CO2 cartridge into the brain that would then release its high pressure gas thus expanding the cranial cavity into an explosion of bath salted grey matter.
Another design would incorporate a modified high pressure AB application gun that would penetrate through any orifice such as the mouth, nose, eyes or even the ears and would inject a rapidly expanding incredibly fast curing polyurethane foam.
And while many think of guns one should consider sticky grenades, a grenade that has a fast release covering exposing either an instant stick super glue or a combination velcro and barbed hooked attachment, device can be armed with anything from a super high voltage stunner to a package of “willie pete” white phosphorus.
One must not forget the humble paintball gun, loaded with the righ combination of ignitable substance and hydrogen upon impact will erupt into flames, add magnesium and some iron oxide and aluminized powder and you get a truly spectacular walking screaming flaming zombie. Of noted interest flaming zombies exhibit strange burning colors due to saturation of bath salts.
I was born and raised in Miami. Moved away in 1984.
It’s a nice place to be from.
Only thing I miss is sailing/fishing in the Keys.
As for Zombies, a nice Speer Gold Dot, Winchester Ranger, XTP in a caliber that starts with a ‘4’.
BTW, have you seen the new KelTec 12 ga. 15 shot pump? Bullpup I think.
It's nothing. Lived in SoFlo 20+ years. Try summer in the Valley of the Sun here in Phoenix. You're compelled to formulate "evacuation plans", not weekend getaways.
Best times, and still are, of my life.
I guess they’ll work just fine for the islambie apocalypse, too!
My primary is an 870 loaded with buck and ball. A .65” ball with six 00 buck per load. Makes my 870 a musket.
Handguns: S&W 29/2 w/8 3/8” barrel loaded with 250 grain Black Talon (oops I mean XST or whatever the pc rename is). That barrel length is unwieldy, but it’s accurate out to 100 yards.
1911 loaded w/230 grain Hydrashok.
Pocket Pistol is a Charter Arms Bulldog Pug loaded w/200 grain Speer flying ashtrays.
