Posted on 06/10/2012 4:46:21 AM PDT by Kaslin
How did they ever become known as ‘bath salts’?
That said, when young adults move from drinking a Bud Light and minding their own business to snorting Calgon and eating human flesh, zombie or not
Jeez...now you’ve got me wiping coffee off the screen.
Somebody Magnaported my 629, before cutting it back to 4”. It’s VERY accurate, BTW. It’s more concealable than the longer barrels.
Zombies, however, must BE SHOT IN THE HEAD. The Florida face-eater was no exception. Decent penetration is what you want. I use 250 gr Lyman gas checked slugs in mine. Fahgeddaht buckshot. 7.62 X 39mm hardball from a rifle should do the trick—IN THE HEAD!
Ping-a-ling!
Armament suggestions. If the zombies are in Miami, they’ll be at the Jersey Shore soon, according to the “reality tv vector” projection.
In all seriousness, folks should recognize that there is only one spot on the human or zombie body that is going to cause instant incapacitation and a cessation of all locomotion. That’s the spot where the brain and spine connect and it’s not a very big target.
What makes it even more difficult is that the head is very animated, especially in a conflict situation.
Thus, it is very good idea that armed citizens train to shoot at center mass with a weapon they can control, with the best defense loads they can get, while moving to cover or physical obstacles that any “zombie” would have to over come. Extra mags are plus.
Ping
Any gun fight remember “If you’re not moving ,you’re reloading”
Because the name "Poisonous toxic artificial meth substitute" didn't fare as well in the market surveys.
Because the name “Poisonous toxic artificial meth substitute” didn’t fare as well in the market surveys.
Now you know it won’t be long till some producer
brings a tomato drink on the market under the name
Zombie Juice.
Our focus group found that “Poisonous toxic artificial
meth substitute” while accurate did not convey the
warm and friendly image prefered by nine out of ten
“I’m on fire and I want to eat your face” customers.
Shark bang sticks comes to mind, or something that would shoot a high pressure CO2 cartridge into the brain that would then release its high pressure gas thus expanding the cranial cavity into an explosion of bath salted grey matter.
Another design would incorporate a modified high pressure AB application gun that would penetrate through any orifice such as the mouth, nose, eyes or even the ears and would inject a rapidly expanding incredibly fast curing polyurethane foam.
And while many think of guns one should consider sticky grenades, a grenade that has a fast release covering exposing either an instant stick super glue or a combination velcro and barbed hooked attachment, device can be armed with anything from a super high voltage stunner to a package of “willie pete” white phosphorus.
One must not forget the humble paintball gun, loaded with the righ combination of ignitable substance and hydrogen upon impact will erupt into flames, add magnesium and some iron oxide and aluminized powder and you get a truly spectacular walking screaming flaming zombie. Of noted interest flaming zombies exhibit strange burning colors due to saturation of bath salts.
Remember, if one of your friends is out of control
and want’s to eat your face, give them
Zombie Bones tm. made with real BRAINS.
I was born and raised in Miami. Moved away in 1984.
It’s a nice place to be from.
Only thing I miss is sailing/fishing in the Keys.
As for Zombies, a nice Speer Gold Dot, Winchester Ranger, XTP in a caliber that starts with a ‘4’.
BTW, have you seen the new KelTec 12 ga. 15 shot pump? Bullpup I think.
And calling them ‘bath salts’ kept them off the DEA radar for all too long.
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