[rawcatslyentist]

>"How did they ever become known as ‘bath salts’?"

Because the name "Poisonous toxic artificial meth substitute" didn't fare as well in the market surveys.

[tet68]

Because the name “Poisonous toxic artificial meth substitute” didn’t fare as well in the market surveys.

Now you know it won’t be long till some producer
brings a tomato drink on the market under the name
Zombie Juice.

Our focus group found that “Poisonous toxic artificial
meth substitute” while accurate did not convey the
warm and friendly image prefered by nine out of ten
“I’m on fire and I want to eat your face” customers.

[pingman]

And calling them ‘bath salts’ kept them off the DEA radar for all too long.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Because the name "Poisonous toxic artificial meth substitute" didn't fare as well in the market surveys.

And Methylenedioxypyrovalerone is a real stumper for those who had to repeat the third grade five times.