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Posted on 05/11/2012 8:20:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Just got my WTF moment viewing the magazine cover.
Better keep it out of Grandma’s sight. She’ll be on the phone with her sisters and the whole bunch will want to fly over and give that chick some close-order instructions on being a REAL Mom, instead of using her kids to hustle media attention. (and maybe some bucks....)
WaPo subscriptions going to hell today PINGS!
I found it disturbing. breast feeding at 4 years old?
Jay Carney Barker must be so proud.
Eat what you want day!
Mmmmmm, mmmm mmmm
“National Eat What You Want Day?”
What the Fluke!
Like I said, she’s just hustling for attention and/or dollars.
Too damn bad about the kid./xxxl sarc
Finally here and off the phone.
BF’s latest obsession is farm tractors. I couldn’t get him to stop talking about the Massey Ferguson 230 he just bought. I think I know more about brush hogs now than a city girl should.
What Rush and company did made my day yesterday and today:
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2012/05/10/we_ve_improved_on_time_s_new_cover
And I have a 72" offset Woods Cutter on my Allis Chalmers D15 hehehe...
Obama saved 100 million jobs
/sarc
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