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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, May 11, 2012
The EiB Network ^ | 05/11/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 05/11/2012 8:20:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


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To: Unrepentant VN Vet

Showed to Mrs S, she called it child porn.

I think she’s correct.


21 posted on 05/11/2012 9:39:19 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks
Showed to Mrs S, she called it child porn.

I thought the same thing. At 4 years old, it is definitely borderline.
22 posted on 05/11/2012 9:42:30 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: hattend

“Bite Me” wants to run for President in 2016???


23 posted on 05/11/2012 9:42:55 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Are you sure?

http://brushhogmowers.com/


24 posted on 05/11/2012 9:44:37 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

If you are taken off the unemployment rolls, doesn’t that make the unemployment rate go down...ooop, Snerdly just said that.


25 posted on 05/11/2012 9:52:48 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Google “brush hog” and bush hog comes up.

They copycated a brand name like Kleenex and called it Cleenex. I’m sure they are fine but I’m old school.


26 posted on 05/11/2012 9:54:40 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I have heard that.

Only thing, Romney will be running at that time...hopefully with Palin try to primary his ass.

Bite Me will be on the ash heap of history after Jan 20th, 2013


27 posted on 05/11/2012 9:55:01 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: hattend

That’s the pink elephant in the crapper no one in the dem media is talking about.


28 posted on 05/11/2012 9:56:59 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Unrepentant VN Vet
This one?

lol
29 posted on 05/11/2012 9:57:18 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan (Sandra Fluke is a SLUTTY WHORE. If Rush won't say it - I will.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
this cancelling of "the extended binnies" happened in KY being this
month in an fyi letter I received...a bit of a shock, I'm employed for now.

30 posted on 05/11/2012 9:58:35 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA. DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

don’t make me whup out this International McCormick


31 posted on 05/11/2012 9:58:35 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: hattend

Could Obama be trying to throw this election to the Pubs so they take the blame when the whole thing implodes?

Even with Pub control of House and Senate, how are they going to clean up Obama’s, Pelosi’s and Reid’s mess in 2 to 4 years without having the leeches riot?

I don’t think spending CAN be reigned in and it’s going to take a collapse to start over.


32 posted on 05/11/2012 9:59:37 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

we call that attachment “ the bat wing “


33 posted on 05/11/2012 10:00:25 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

THAT is SO FUNNY!


34 posted on 05/11/2012 10:00:46 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
LOL! :-D

35 posted on 05/11/2012 10:02:29 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA. DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

That may very well be. BF is from a rural county, and I think they have their own vocabulary there.


36 posted on 05/11/2012 10:02:39 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

make it Reggie Love and the 4 yr old, Obama


37 posted on 05/11/2012 10:03:32 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: skinkinthegrass

BREAKING: MITT ROMNEY’S POLYGAMIST GREAT-GREAT GRANDFATHER STRAPPED DOG TO STAGECOACH DELIVERING BIRTH CONTROL TO GAY GRAD STUDENTS

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog


38 posted on 05/11/2012 10:04:24 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: advertising guy
make it Reggie Love and the 4 yr old, Obama

I don't think Obama would be sucking on Reggie's tit.

39 posted on 05/11/2012 10:05:13 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: advertising guy

These 4 wheel drive mini tractors have as much horse power and can run more attachments than our old timers now a days. Sad...


40 posted on 05/11/2012 10:06:02 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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