Posted on 05/03/2012 8:15:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
it’s gonna be streamed live......
It’s good to be Sam!
could you imagine forcin Warren to skin a deer.......lmao
Julia won’t get a job in the 0bama economy, how stupid do they think we are?
“Julia” has a son . . . hmm . . no mention of a father.
I guess it’s a good thing that the government is the daddy.
LMAO! I read this headline on the page, and was thinking about “white dwarf stars” as in Munchkins.......and got a big ole “WTF?” look on my face, until I read further LMAO!!!!!!!!!
“Four white dwarf stars caught in the act of consuming ‘earth-like’ exoplanets”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2879517/posts
all you right wing nuts who think to have a son requires a daddy are so 23 years ago /s
celestial white on white crime
if we were tellin the truth here Oklahoma’s brag line should be.....
Oklahoma, the best Texan’s God could find
gotcha
I emailed that to Rush's 24/7 account. Good catch.
After listening to the rest of that “Julia” spiel, I’d cheerfully claim that anybody dumb enough to swallow all of that stuff isn’t bright enough to reproduce successfully.
As evidence, just consider your nearest available “Occupy”....individual.
I loved the brick on brickhead story about the Occupy folk...it made me smile
Omigosh, I remember Belly girl.
LOL
Yeah, that’s another Darwin Award candidate for sure.....
At the DC Occupy arsehole tossed a brick and hit a cop in the head.
the Darwin Award went to the feller next to the feller who caught said brick w/ his brain for tryin it throw it back up to the roof......lmao
the rain finally started. Yay!
the diet tea is too sweet.
I like plain tea and I put a little saccharine in it. I use Splenda in everything else.
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